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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 15

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 23:30:10 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Find blind man on nude beach not hard."
    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 23:30:10 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 17:00:09 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose." !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 17:00:09 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 23:30:07 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The Problem with SSL jokes is that you must get someone else to vouch for you before you can tell the joke. - kaiengert
    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 23:30:07 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 17:00:06 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke
    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 17:00:06 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 23:30:04 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Woman who put detergent on top shelf soon jump for Joy."
    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 23:30:04 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 17:00:03 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock? !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 17:00:03 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 23:30:26 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Rosalina, a pretty young lass, had a truly magnificent ass. Not rounded and pink, as you possibly think, it was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 23:30:26 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 17:00:26 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A minor B-flat! !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 17:00:26 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 20-Apr-2018 23:30:22 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A: A lawn mooer.
    In conversation Friday, 20-Apr-2018 23:30:22 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 20-Apr-2018 17:00:23 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 20-Apr-2018 17:00:23 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 23:30:19 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Where do you get virgin wool? A: From ugly sheep.
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 23:30:19 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 17:00:19 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 17:00:19 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 17:00:15 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Owls go: Owls go who? Thats right! Owls go who! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 17:00:15 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 23:30:03 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad.
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 23:30:03 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 17:00:10 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 17:00:10 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 23:31:31 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
    In conversation Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 23:31:31 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 17:01:31 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a man from Madras, who had balls made out of brass. When he banged them together, it meant stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass! !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 07-Apr-2018 17:01:31 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 17:01:10 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer! !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 17:01:10 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 09:35:04 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Public service announcement for Easter 2018: If you are following a bunny around and something egg shaped comes out the back of it, it is most likely NOT chocolate!
    In conversation Sunday, 01-Apr-2018 09:35:04 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 23:31:07 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do you call a noodle in disguise? A: An impasta!
    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 23:31:07 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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