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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 16
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
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Knock knock: Whose there? Owls go: Owls go who? Thats right! Owls go who! !joke
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Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke
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!joke TOR jokes start and end almost anywhere. - RichGibson
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There once was a bird with a golden bill, it came to purch on my windowsill. I lured it in with a piece of bread, then I squashed its fucking head! !joke
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!joke Q: Why is the barn so noisy? A: Because the cows have horns.
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A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #402: Secretary sent chain letter to all 5000 employees.
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Confucius say, "Man who put cream in tart not always baker." !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #457: High line impedance.
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Little Johnny's father asked for report card. Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?" His father asked. "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." !joke
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!joke Sorry, but not allowed to tell you my 403 joke. So stop asking! - tister
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Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" !joke
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!joke There once was a barmaid named Gale, on whose breasts was the menu for ale. But since she was kind, for the sake of the blind, on her ass it was printed in Braille.
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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. !joke
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!joke after an #IPv6 joke I cannot remember how it started - uebelhacker
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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick. !joke
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. !joke
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I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke
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