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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 17
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Knock knock: Whose there? Honey bee: Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and grab me a beer! !joke
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!joke Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party? A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.
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Why is the barn so noisy? Because the cows have horns. !joke
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Yo momma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family !joke
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!joke A virgin emerged from her bath, in a state of righteous wrath. For she'd been deflowered, when she bent as she showered, cause the handle was right in her path.
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #333: A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged
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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend." !joke
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!joke Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fsh.
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Your momma is so fat people called her a wild hog !joke
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!joke Q: What kind of puppy doesn't bark? A: A hush puppy.
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Yo momma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "He who drive like hell, likely to get there."
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Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke
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!joke Rosalina, a pretty young lass, had a truly magnificent ass. Not rounded and pink, as you possibly think, it was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
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Boss: Shouting "Little Johnny come to my office right now..." Little Johnny: "Yes sir"! Boss : "Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?" Little Johnny: "Yes sir!, the customer is always right". Boss : "So what were you arguing about with that customer?" Little Johnny: "He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir"! Boss: "That bustard. What did u say to him?" Little Johnny: "I told him he's right!" !joke
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!joke Q: Why is gambling illegal in Africa? A: Because there are too many cheetahs!
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Knock knock: Whose there? Honey bee: Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and grab me a beer! !joke
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!joke Stanley, an anal young fool, made sculptures out of his stool. His version of "A Thinker" was really a stinker, but the portrait of Madonna was cool!
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." !joke
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