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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 18

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 22-Feb-2018 23:30:14 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who read woman like book prefer Braille."
    In conversation Thursday, 22-Feb-2018 23:30:14 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 22-Feb-2018 17:00:14 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 22-Feb-2018 17:00:14 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2018 23:30:11 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #326: We need a licensed electrician to replace the light bulbs in the computer room.
    In conversation Wednesday, 21-Feb-2018 23:30:11 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Feb-2018 17:00:10 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young poet named Dan, whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, he said, "Yes, I know, It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 21-Feb-2018 17:00:10 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 16-Feb-2018 17:00:58 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What is Napoleon's favorite part of a chicken? The Boney-Part! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 16-Feb-2018 17:00:58 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 08-Feb-2018 17:00:32 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 08-Feb-2018 17:00:32 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 23:30:07 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay? A: A bagel.
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 23:30:07 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 17:00:08 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a man from Nantucket, who stuck his dick in a socket. His wife was a bitch, she turned on the switch, and his dick flew off like a rocket! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 17:00:08 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jan-2018 23:30:04 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There once was a barmaid named Gale, on whose breasts was the menu for ale. But since she was kind, for the sake of the blind, on her ass it was printed in Braille.
    In conversation Wednesday, 31-Jan-2018 23:30:04 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jan-2018 17:00:04 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock. !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 31-Jan-2018 17:00:04 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2018 23:30:03 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Foolish man give wife grand piano for anaversary, wise man give her upright organ!"
    In conversation Tuesday, 30-Jan-2018 23:30:03 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2018 17:00:29 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 30-Jan-2018 17:00:29 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 29-Jan-2018 23:30:26 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
    In conversation Monday, 29-Jan-2018 23:30:26 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 29-Jan-2018 17:00:26 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu !joke
    In conversation Monday, 29-Jan-2018 17:00:26 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2018 23:30:23 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What's the difference between being hungry and horny? A: Where you put the cucumber.
    In conversation Sunday, 28-Jan-2018 23:30:23 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jan-2018 17:00:23 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young man from St. Paul's, who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's". Till he grew such a passion, for feminine fashion, that he knitted a snood for his balls. !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 28-Jan-2018 17:00:23 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2018 23:30:20 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Foolish man give wife grand piano for anaversary, wise man give her upright organ!"
    In conversation Saturday, 27-Jan-2018 23:30:20 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2018 17:00:19 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Shelby: Shelby who? Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes! !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 27-Jan-2018 17:00:19 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2018 23:30:16 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Elevator smell different to a midget."
    In conversation Friday, 26-Jan-2018 23:30:16 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Jan-2018 17:00:16 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in moton. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 26-Jan-2018 17:00:16 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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