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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 19
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!joke Q: What is crazy and walks along the sides of buildings? A: A walnut!
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Knock knock: Whose there? Orange: Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who enter plain sideways going to Bangkok"
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Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!" !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Foolish man give wife grand piano for anaversary, wise man give her upright organ!"
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!joke BOFH excuse #430: Mouse has out-of-cheese-error
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
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!joke Worst thing about pike jokes is they are indexing the NULL value with "laugh" - ulakarzelek
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Your momma so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide !joke
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!joke The problem with PGP jokes is that you need to gain everybody's trust before they can laugh with it. - maleadt
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke
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!joke Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay? A: A bagel.
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Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" !joke
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!joke 1 Maccabees (HTTP 203) #bible - _ndsmith
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There once were two young girls from Birmingham, I know a wild story concerning 'em. They lifted the frock and diddled the cock, of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em. Now the Bishop was no fool, He'd been to a fine public school. He lowered his britches, and fucked both those bitches, with his twelve-inch Episcopal tool. But that didn't startle these two, they laughed as the Bishop withdrew. "The Vicar is quicker, and thicker and slicker, and longer and stronger than you!" !joke
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!joke Q: Where do you get virgin wool? A: From ugly sheep.
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Knock knock: Whose there? Dewie: Dewie who? Dewie have to use a condom? !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."
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Yo momma's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFC's !joke
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