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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 21
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who pee through screen strain himself."
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Yo momma so dumb someone said it was chilly outside and she ran out with a bowl and spoon! !joke
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!joke There once was a man from Racine, who invented a fucking machine. concave and convex, it fucked either sex, and jerked off itself in between.
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." !joke
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!joke Q: Why did the kid throw butter out the window? A: To see the butter fly!
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Yo momma so fat Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction !joke
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!joke Did you hear the one about the Jumbo frames? It takes a long time to tell it. - laen
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Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #423: It's not RFC-822 compliant.
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How do you count cows? With a cowculator. !joke
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!joke There lived a man in Bombay, who made a cunt out of clay. But the heat from his prick, turned it to brick And it ripped all his foreskin away.
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There once was a man from Kildare, who's arse was all covered in hair. I tried to direct him, to help find his rectum, so he shaved it and out fell a chair. !joke
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!joke The problem with SWIFT jokes is that they can be so damn expensive if you screw them up. - xntrik
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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
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!joke The best thing about fuzzing jokes is the monkey in the bathtub. - jruderman
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Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. !joke
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!joke There once was a monk from Siberia, whose manners were quite inferior. He did to a nun, what he should not have done, and now she's a Mother Superior.
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There was a young man from the Coast, who had an affair with a ghost. At the height of orgasm, said the pallid phantasm, "I think I can feel it -- almost!" !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Find blind man on nude beach not hard."
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There was a young man of Dundee, who molested an ape in a tree. The result was most horrid, all arse and no forehead, three balls and a purple goatee. !joke
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