Notices by Gadfly (-booq-) (gaditb@icosahedron.website), page 6

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A sign saying "Datakraken Threaten Our Free Speech"
with the word "Speech" crossed out and the word "Will" written in,
in blood.

@Gargron "Auto-display new ____s"?

(The Verge article, meanwhile, is pretty solid. There are a couple more points it could have made, maybe, and it had room to be more confrontational or even click-bait-y if it wanted to (although that's a stylistic choice when it doesn't get in the way of journalisming), but it's.. very solid.)

If you're a Memetic Agent and you're dating an Infovore,

is that just plain vore?

"Elsevier".......

..... "Elsevore".

Human Brain: "Socially-beneficial behavior! Secondary and tertiary outcomes of actions! Impact on local relationships and norms!"

Monkey Brain: "Hehehehehe... Strogn opinions deriving from nonsensical base assumptions... funnney..."

(ARGH, wanna derive enjoyment from sharing Bad Takes that I run across and laughing at them with friends but also wanna not participate in/reenforce/normalize Cringe Culture...)

@breakfastgolem Reported.

@halcy @bvtsang They tried it it was called Facebook.

@kaniini Some other way to achieve "Self-reported statistics are self-reported, and like sure are useful if you trust the reporter
but also equally useless if you have reason to doubt the reporter,
because they're self-reported."?

@kaniini Maybe, but it would probably be helpful for one small instance to (one that's already a pretty stable, closed, adn tight-knit community not interested in expanding or anything and that has no reason to care about what its numbers are), just to keep it in perspective.

@I_am_journei The difference is, Louisiana is 49% below sea level,
but lasagna is like 87% below sea level right now?,
I'm really sorry I was carrying it to the potluck but I got distracted while crossing the bridge and I dropped it??

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