Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 6

i remember as a kid, when i found out that not all musicians/singers wrote their own material, i lost a lot of respect for em. i was legit pissed off. and i still am !!!!!

every day i wake up and i clench my fists, and i feel weak and powerless, and i think about how fucked up it is that they called it "j-pop" instead of "jop"

person online: i like this album <link to album>

me: *wondering what the album is, i click the link. holy shit, i used to listen to this all the time. it was so important to me. a rush of memories come flooding back. the ways it accompanied my life, inspired me, all the stories about the people who made it, how i looked up to them when i was younger. how can i possibly explain all this to the person who linked to it? how can i connect? how??*

me, replying: haha i like that album too lol

@envgen can confirm that synthesisers do not do anything

how turn into a fucking cat & walk into space

@tomharris theres nowt platonic about the cube

*extremely 1960s documentary voice* cars have become the most important thing in our way of life. streets given over to cars. congestion causes huge delays, scrapheaps full of their corpses, they fill our cities, our countryside, our world, destroying everything in their path. how can we, as a society, make it easier for the motorist to go about his day in efficiency and comfort, and ensure that in the future, there are even more cars than there are already?

its been 30 years and mark mothersbaugh still refuses to make Muzik for Insomniaks Volume 3, so i have to do it myself

@envgen go to a different bar imo. one that doesnt have donkey kong

make your video look like a YouTube Video with these authentic analog cinematic-look analog-look digital analog film filters

news: a tape has emerged that allegedly supports the allegation that—

me: a tape has emerged???? A TAPE??????? holy shit

“IDEA CRUSHER”
diptych, ballpoint pen and crayon on paper
c. 2003

how the fuck can i retire from having to use computers

i think ive used computers enough now, ive used computers for like 20 years, learned everything about how computers work, the history of computers, i got a degree in computers. now i think im done with computers, ideally i would not ever use computers again. but they fucking changed everything, literally everything that exists, they changed it all, changed it such that now you have to use computers, u dont have any choice do you