Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 5

i think u can understand a lot about video games when u realise that gamers don't actually like playing games, they just have to, they dont have any choice, but they hate doing it. thats why they complain about everything. give negative reviews. u watch a serious gamer playin their games??? theyve always got a serious expression on their faces. no joy whatsoever. its just a grim ritual they must enact every day. they hate game developers because its their fault they have more games to play

@envgen they dont know whats goin on but they DO care

ass yourself tall

gonna start pronouncing things in an unconventual way

i wish when you bought a guitar it came with a picture of the tree the body was made from and a description of where the tree grew, maybe it was near a road or overlooked a hill or a cliff, maybe a lake or a river, maybe also some details about all the birds that lived in it, or small mammals or lizards, was the tree easily climbable by a person? maybe it’d have that kinda info, that’d be good, might pay a couple bucks extra for that

i say "owning this multimeter for 5 years" really its been owning me for 5 years i guess

some nights i cant stand the idea of going to sleep because its like, well, ummm, well you feel a sense of finality about the day and ummmm, well, ummm, hard to uhhhh, hard to explain the feeling umm, i guess, well actually i guess, its like, well, its like you die, isnt it??? its the same as dying. just because its not permanent doesnt mean its not scary. if only i could phrase this in a way that didnt sound extremely stupid

@jk would be much more effective than clocks

@jk :drake_dislike: you getting on the computer
:drake_like: getting the computer on you

@jk fuck, dude, this is life changing

me: ah, cool computer you got there!

you: yeah theyre pretty good, ive been a loyal Apple customer for a while

me: what do you mean. did you not make that yourself