Notices by Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club), page 35

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. These people are trying to kill me.

Can you even imagine how much energy would be consumed by a blockchain of porn?

My latest game obsession has been FTL, a space combat game.

One type of race is (obvs) robotic, and has a great storyline option:
1) Encounter a robot ship that's been hacked by a virus
2) Send robotic crewmember to help. They get hacked, robot ship starts attacking you.
3) Defeat robot ship.
4) Robotic crewmember (now called Virus) is so impressed with your fighting skill, they decide to (re)join your crew - but with all of their skills maxed out.

Hell of a way to skill-up your team, but...

I sincerely hope this is trolling, cause if so it is A+ artisanal trolling

@cypnk Like, weather domination? Or am I going to far?

@thatlittlegit Welcome!

@ink_slinger It really flips the script on Disney's insidious capitalist narrative. I thought it appropriate for a techno-anarchist-Canadian-dad-themed instance.

@games "Canadian Dad" themed?

[reviews my recent multipart rant on The Little Mermaid]

This is accurate.

@morisy I mean, at least he didn't make us wait for that "legendary".

@ink_slinger +1 for calling it "the ol' Moose"