Notices by Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club), page 8

A cat, but wearing fake human ears

the time?

Please check out my new blog post, "Just Click Around A Lot - Selecting Objects In Inkscape"

Raccoons bust into Toronto woman’s home, stare her down while defiantly eating her bread

(plus handy step-by-step guide to dealing with raccoons defiantly eating your bread)

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/09/19/raccoons-bust-into-toronto-womans-home-stare-her-down-while-defiantly-eating-her-bread.html

@JessSloan #TeamNap

@thurloat way better than "hello world" IMHO

My kid turned 3 recently, and, as a present, I gave them a kid-friendly music player pre-loaded with songs. The speaker is shockingly good, and turning the volume the whole way up can make the music quite loud.

My mother-in-law is Skyping with my sister-in-law, and my kid keeps slowly turning up the music on the player like they're playing a celebrity off-stage at the Oscar's. 😂 😂 😂

@SuzanEraslan Moved to Canada after spending several years in the South, and its amazing what can happen when a people actually invest in infrastructure.

Folks, if you're at my funeral, please speak about all the great things you imagined I did vs all the awful things I actually did

solving crimes with my sidekick, a talking dog
fistfighting aliens
raising an elite squad of basketball-playing orphans
curing cancer (even if I died of cancer)
winning a high-stakes poker game with telepathy
breaking up a human trafficking ring with my dog sidekick

like, really go wild

hell yes I'll eat at the same chain restaurant every day I'm in the US only God can judge me

@Shadejackrabbit @allan
In my head I see:
-Running up stairs with tall stack of books
-Open book, close book
-Scanning a book with your finger, flip page
-Running up stairs with more books
-Pushups?
-Shooing cat off a book stack
-B r e w I n g.... c o f f e e
-Book put on table
-Open book, close book
-Running up stairs with more books...

I would watch that montage.