Suddenly I don't feel so bad about people finding out I used to work in IT. (No, I will not fix your computer. Oh, alright, just this once.) Imagine having to live with people discovering you work in medicine!
I suck as a nurse. Tried administering subcutaneous fluids. Ended up spraying myself & the room with Hartmann's solution. Jacky, fortunately, was not so much traumatised as impatient for dinner. Think I may need some pro tips from nurse @tregeagle. #cats
@kat With rising "production values" #TV has developed a phobia for dialogue (not to mention humour). If you can't say it with alternating blue and orange saturated colour palettes, meaningful facial expressions and explosions, it doesn't get to air.
Oh! Problem solved. Submitted form to go to next step and got "ERROR: This position is not currently available".
Matthew Davidson (mjd@microblog.mjd.id.au)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2018 02:00:41 EST
Matthew DavidsonStarted one of those multi-page online job application forms where you rapidly suspect "hey, I'm on step 11 of 73, aren't I?" Then, no kidding, a batch of questions followed by file upload fields, prefaced with: "Video interviews are a great opportunity to demonstrate your personality and ability to build a connection. Share with us a video response for the following questions."
Matthew Davidson (mjd@microblog.mjd.id.au)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2018 23:24:07 EST
Matthew DavidsonWas mis-dispensed some drugs at the chemist just now. Instead of Endep (antidepressant) I nearly left with Endone (heroin). Lady ringing it up before error was noticed asked "You've had these before?" "Oh, yes. Knock you about a bit at first, but you get used to them." Must have thought I was a master of understatement.
Followed rapidly by another ride to the creek bank in the shoebox ambulance, this time by a juvenile blue tongued lizard. Jacky may need to come indoors. #cats
Matthew Davidson (mjd@microblog.mjd.id.au)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jan-2018 18:53:29 EST
Matthew DavidsonJack caught a snake. Just a tree snake of some kind, but not a little one. Impressive work for an old man who's supposed to be on his last legs. I dropped it down by the creek in the long grass, a bit mangled and in shock (the snake, I mean). At least if it expires there something else will be along to eat it, which is not what the snake might have hoped for, but more dignified than the rubbish bin. #cats
There's a compellingly sick grandeur to #Trump which could be called Shakespearean, if only a convincing case could be made that (say) King Lear was always a complete and utter s**t.