#LOL: "Bernie Sanders has introduced the Stop Bad Employers by Zeroing Out Subsidies (STOP BEZOS) Act, which will force any corporation with more than 500 employees to reimburse the government for any workers whose wages are so low that they end up on food stamps, national school lunch/breakfast programs, Section 8 housing or Medicaid." Sounds like @rms is ghost writing #Bernie's backronyms. https://boingboing.net/2018/09/05/stop-bezos.htmlhttp://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/18097
@tregeagle I'm finding #Internode's soft cap infuriating. It would be one thing to be throttled down to half speed and have to forgo #YouTube for the last week of the month, but it's actually so slow that even just browsing blogs - with NoScript enabled - is a painful experience. I suppose that's precisely the intention.
#q "Weird Al" Yankovic: "Please, please don't pickaxe my star. I know it's all the rage these days, but that's not cool. Unless at some point in the future, I do something unfathomably monstrous and evil in which case, sure, fine, okay, go ahead." https://boingboing.net/2018/08/30/weird-als-request-please.html
Matthew Davidson (mjd@microblog.mjd.id.au)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-2018 07:01:47 EDT
Matthew DavidsonI think reality #TV should widen its scope, beyond competitive building and cooking, to other professions. Consider what some enthusiastic amateurs, dramatic music, and portentous voice-overs could to do for accountancy, cardiac surgery, or prostitution. "It's day three in the bawdy house, and a now inconsolable Dave has failed to impress his fifth John of the day, while for his notoriously slapdash wife Cindy the silver lining of a botched triple bypass is that her patient is now in no condition to complain about the late lodgment of his tax return."
@tregeagle A mild allergy to dairy is to blame for my chronic rhinitis and tendency to respiratory infections (the latest of which has been with me so long that I shall soon have to decide where to send it to school). My natural contrariness however means that whenever I vow to cut down I immediately crave cheese, yoghurt, ice cream, etc. Thinking of these delights as "mostly blood" might cure me of this. On the other hand, there's two litres of vanilla and boysenberry in the fridge… https://tregeagle.com/posts/bloods/