Notices by Everyone Deserves Nice Things (suzaneraslan@anticapitalist.party), page 15

Anyway, I am apparently awake at 6:45 AM on a Saturday, so let me sneak out of the bedroom and take advantage of this time while the boy and the dog are asleep to do some writing. 😎

Easter and April Fools are on the same day this year, which I find hilarious.

*Jesus pops out of grave* “Ha, gotcha guys! You totally thought I was dead! Oh, man, you should see your face, Thomas! LOL”

It’s Good Friday, and there is a woman panhandling outside of this church in Greenwich Village alternating asking for spare change with saying, “The Romans hated Jesus, you guys,” and I’ve never seen anyone offering seasonally appropriate history lessons in exchange for change before.

@Cocoron Also cis white men, which means nothing would have come of it anywhere.

Anyway, I hope those asshole rugby players’ careers and lives are ACTUALLY ruined, as people always wine about rape accusations ruining lives.

But they won’t be. They never are.

There’s no justice for rape in this world. Nowhere, under no circumstances.

This is the most fucking disgusting rape trial I’ve followed in a long time. More than anything, I wish the protestors weren’t silently holding a vigil, but were rioting. I want to see more burning and sacking when this shit happens. I want to see people destroy property. Since they treat women’s bodies like property, let them see how they feel when we take their shit and fuck it up without consent.

@erinbee 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I am so freakin’ excited for the season premiere that we’re six days out and I feel like I’m counting the minutes.

Which scares me, because the last show I was this hype about was Penny Dreadful, which certainly ended in a way that lived up to the second word of its name.

@elecray7k Yeah, but the owner of that place was low key racist and sexist and instituted policies to that effect.

(And they watered down their booze.)

(And it was 10 shots for $10 when I was at NYU.)

And I’m not trying to be like, “Oh, I’m so hot.” Ask any woman who lives in a big city under the age of, oh, I don’t know, 60? 70? And it happens to her, too.

He’s super rattled by it, though, and feels like he has to change his whole commute to avoid her and I’m like, “Just tell her you’re in a relationship with someone. It works 90% of the time, and when it doesn’t, then you have leeway to be harsh.”

My partner had a woman he had never spoken to but who he had seen on the subway before slip him her number on a piece of paper when he was exiting the train this morning. He spent all day feeling weird and guilty, worrying about how he was going to tell me.

Someone gives me their number or asks me for mine like 5 times a day and I get officially asked out ~once a week to the point where I don’t even mention it unless it gets really weird.

@shmibs No, not at all. I completely understand what you meant... I’m still pissed at the fungus for eating my food, tho.