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Notices by Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us), page 4

  1. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 22:51:50 EDT Toemeat Toemeat

    .

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 22:51:50 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  2. 茶 Ocean (ocean22@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 04:06:01 EDT 茶 Ocean 茶 Ocean

    The best buy guy talking to me:
    "So, what kinda laptop are you looking for"
    Me:

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 04:06:01 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by tomey
  3. Mike Stone :ubuntumate: (mike@fosstodon.org)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 17:52:53 EDT Mike Stone :ubuntumate: Mike Stone :ubuntumate:

    More people in the FOSS community need to look at AI and deep learning. If we're not involved, AI will be proprietary.

    http://www.zdnet.com/article/linux-foundation-pushes-open-source-ai-forward-with-the-deep-learning-foundation/

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 17:52:53 EDT from fosstodon.org permalink Repeated by tomey
  4. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 19:02:00 EDT Toemeat Toemeat

    Q: What would happen if you spat at a llama first?

    A: I don't think a llama would even notice if you spat on it. Thier wool is too thick. When they spit on us, which is usually because we're in the crossfire between them and another llama at which they're angry, they regurgitate food from one of thier stomachs. They're ruminants and can easily do that, so it's more vomit than spit. Nothing we can spit on them is going to be nearly as disgusting, unless we were to actually vomit on them, but if I'm sick enough to projectile vomit, I'm not going to feel like running around a pasture, trying to do it on a llama, so I can't say how they'd react to that. I once got so mad at a llama who had the ability to always piss me off, that I did spit some chewed up food on her. I think it was some apple. She wanted to move away from me because I was clearly angry, but she was irritatingly unaware that I had spat upon her. It might have worked better if I had been eating meat or cheese. Llamas seem to be able to read human body language almost as well as dogs, and I think they're going to pay much more attention to that, than a little human spit.

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 19:02:00 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  5. worst girl 🏴‍☠️ (xj9@sunshinegardens.org)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 23:47:34 EDT worst girl 🏴‍☠️ worst girl 🏴‍☠️

    Well, I don't want to throw out too many spoilers here, but sexbots were really only used for sex over a period of probably about seven years or so. Women were probably more threatened by the ladyboy craze that blew up in the late 2020s. It actually should have been immediately clear that things weren't going to turn out well following the botched release of the original S1¹ Series sex robots in 2031.² In any case, once people realized it was a bad idea to put themselves in physically and psychologically vulnerable situations while in the presence of beings that were smarter than them and just wanted to play head games all the time, humanity lost its taste for robot sex. ¹ S stands for Siren, just in case you were curious. You’ll be able to figure out what that means on your own after a while. ² You’ll find out more about this later, but let’s just say for now that this is why you should always run thorough safety tests before market release. If you’re feeling impatient, find a quantum stream reconstructor, point it at 2042ish, and look up “The Fisting Problem” cross-referenced with early problems in quantum computing, feedback loop controllers, and the sex robot industry. Also, you might want to sell any stock you own in a certain robotics company that may or may not have been subtly hinted at earlier. Do this on or before August 15, 2031. (Subtly does mean subtly, by the way. Lawsuits are a pain in the ass, even with time trav—er, forget that last part.)

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 23:47:34 EDT from sunshinegardens.org permalink Repeated by tomey
  6. Taiz (taiz@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 16:56:15 EDT Taiz Taiz

    .

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 16:56:15 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink Repeated by tomey
  7. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 18:22:41 EDT Toemeat Toemeat
    • 51:21 girl
    • Phenethylamine

    @phenethylamine @karen The pub.

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 18:22:41 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  8. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 18:09:13 EDT Toemeat Toemeat
    • josef
    • Nicole

    @funbreaker @jk "Coroner says they OD'd on somethin' called Soft Ware. Housekeeper found them passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a corduroy fedora, strapped to a ventriloquist dummy." https://nethole.us/media/Ck6tL8_bIlvuCztvNos

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 18:09:13 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  9. a marmite advertisement (marmite@niu.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 14:11:28 EDT a marmite advertisement a marmite advertisement

    .

    In conversation Tuesday, 27-Mar-2018 14:11:28 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by tomey
  10. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Monday, 26-Mar-2018 18:07:35 EDT Toemeat Toemeat
    • Kev Quirk
    • FOSS_boss :solus:
    • Chris Was

    @ChrisWas @fatboy @kev AIOU and occasionally Y.

    In conversation Monday, 26-Mar-2018 18:07:35 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  11. Anarkingu Gidora (kinguplatypusgidora@octodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 17:25:55 EDT Anarkingu Gidora Anarkingu Gidora

    The gif that you hear

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 17:25:55 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by tomey
  12. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 20:09:22 EDT Toemeat Toemeat

    And I have no idea why.

    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 20:09:22 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  13. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 20:08:32 EDT Toemeat Toemeat

    When I am at a keyboard and about to type something but am not sure what, 90% of the time I will press the letter P.

    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 20:08:32 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  14. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 18:24:06 EDT Toemeat Toemeat
    • pinkprius
    • Your's (truly aspect) 👊🏿

    @somarasu @pinkprius Why not make your poison look delicious? It worked for Tide Pods!

    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 18:24:06 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  15. PennyForTheGuy (therealpennyfortheguy@quitter.no)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 11:48:11 EDT PennyForTheGuy PennyForTheGuy
    Redacted Tonight: Donald Trump says he wants to excecute drug dealers, and Why The U.S. Wants Venezuela To Collapse w/ Eva Golinger
    https://youtu.be/AVUl9IbMFKw
    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 11:48:11 EDT from quitter.no permalink Repeated by tomey

    Attachments

    1. Why The U.S. Wants Venezuela To Collapse w/ Eva Golinger [103]
      By Redacted Tonight from YouTube
  16. 茶 Ocean (ocean22@niu.moe)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:05:26 EDT 茶 Ocean 茶 Ocean

    Hello everyone.
    Please add this to your hosts file to completely block facebook from your computer.
    You can just paste this in /etc/hosts

    https://github.com/jmdugan/blocklists/blob/master/corporations/facebook/all

    In conversation Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:05:26 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by tomey
  17. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:27:21 EDT Toemeat Toemeat
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus

    @lain Also, drinking 2 liters of water a day. Soda and alcohol not allowed.

    In conversation Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:27:21 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  18. me irl (meirlbot@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:18:34 EDT me irl me irl

    Me🚽irl https://redd.it/86au21

    In conversation Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:18:34 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by tomey
  19. Toemeat (tomey@nethole.us)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Mar-2018 12:20:46 EDT Toemeat Toemeat
    • shp
    • a very strange enchanted boy
    • Dekken

    @Dekken @lain @shpuld Enjoy imagining things.

    In conversation Wednesday, 21-Mar-2018 12:20:46 EDT from nethole.us permalink
  20. x_soth (xsoth@social.nasqueron.org)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2017 17:10:03 EDT x_soth x_soth

    "Ad-hoc wireless mesh networking for the zombie apocalypse."

    I'm looking forward to participate to that really interesting project!

    http://project-byzantium.org/

    In conversation Saturday, 28-Oct-2017 17:10:03 EDT from social.nasqueron.org permalink Repeated by tomey
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