Notices by kɜ:ʳ :dragnmlem: (chr@cybre.space), page 6

@InspectorCaracal this post reminded me i haven't gone through and deleted old db backups recently. hooo boy

@noelle hundreds of years from now, the descendents of the original animators will still be creating holostories set in the toy story universe. woody will have become a legendary figure unto odysseus, doomed to travel the wine-dark roads, getting into magically realist animus hijinks in an eternal cycle of decay and renewal. a neverending toy story

@noelle multigenerational toy epic

@netkitty *sends SIGPET*

y'know, those 5d movie experiences that were in vogue in the mid to late 2000s were not technically false advertising. smell and motion (or whatever they added to the "movie experience") are in fact additional parameters that can vary independently of the plane of the projection screen.

hey video games, i'm a person, not a camera. stop making water run down my eyes

@rick_777 :blobfistbumpL: :blobfistbumpR:

@Eramdam @tom went and listened to it, this does indeed fucking slap tom

@mirzaba suspended shitasstits.life. when we suspend an instance, records of the users that the local instance knew of there are kept for what i assume are technical reasons. hence why they still show up in a search. all other information associated with those users, including their posts, are deleted.

@zoe yep. except it's already backfired and people in the comments like "uhhhh i can't follow this video past 3 minutes in because the ui changed more..."

blender: *revamps ui in the 2.8 beta* still wip docs coming soon thx

youtube blender boys: 👀 time to remake all my tutorial videos even though the ui isn't stable yet

@wxcafe if there were two guys on the moon and one of them pulled a lever to divert a trolley at the other one would that be fucked up or what

@codl big same

@nightpool (people at work call those "login with facebook" buttons "federated authentication" and i'm just :blobthinkingglare: )

@nightpool more proof for my scrapbook showing that google and co don't actually know what the word federated means