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@typhlosion @eevee Do not collect 200 zorkmids.

can we make a centralized database of all the cops in the world?

"poooor us we need to drive around in last year's model police suv _without_ any military hardware to scare and murder people with"

"wtf this car doesn't even automatically scan license plates all my other cop friends have cars that AUTOMATICALLY SCAN LICENSE PLATES SO I DON'T NEED TO ENGAGE MY BRAIN BOO HOO"

if the cops whine about needing to do their job and search two databases, they are still going to whine about needing to search one

@Mainebot "this meeting is adjacent to another on your calendar"

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magician or liar? you decide!

@TheGibson look, dave, i can see you're really upset about this o/` daisy daisy o/`

why did jesus come back just to hide all the eggs what kind of joke is that

@luciferMysticus stop

@scearley i need this

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@TheGibson i'm kind of a big deal

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