Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 23

@animeirl i demand to speak with a manager

@chr does it all pour out if you do open the door or is it like a wall of organs i wonder

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Please be sure to rewind the universe when you are done with it.

beep

in order to end the death epidemic, dying is now illegal by penalty of death

wow, setting up a new cell phone is still a fucking garbage experience

@theoutrider @ajroach42 great game

so, about this living room simulator...

myspace had nospace forbackups iguess

@Admin but the sign

@Admin bob burger

***point away from face and eyes***

watching cops mace themselves made my day

this is a point for the robot and not the spaceship, btw

star trek: everything is wireless networked and real-time across light-years except for the robot which connects with a token ring network

i like how on star trek the transporter operators never have to tell people where to stand

like what happens if your arm is hanging off the pad thing, does it show a red warning and miles o'brien has to tell you to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times or does it just lop your arm off

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@kaniini oof

@TheGibson ʀ ᴇ ᴛ ʀ ᴏ s ᴀ ᴠ ᴇ ʙ ᴜ ᴛ ᴛ ᴏ ɴ