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@gaditb @gdkar summer socks

@garbados @gdkar ds,fqwoguilhdfleiofuqwjc lol

@maple how mean

boop <3

sunglasses for spiders and shoes for squid

hey you know i still can't make a sponsored toot wtf is this crap

whut

@Elizafox git blame-someone-else

@moonman "according to the police press release, the driver of the dunkin' donuts was arrested at the scene for dui"

lasers on wheels

<3

cops: "we need to make a database of everyone because we are lazy and it will help us be lazy"

everyone: "okay and then we can make a database of cops so we know who all the cops are..."

cops: "now wait just one second we don't like that..."

laser accessory

propane accessory

@maple @LaserScheme asdfgwehf i am powerless to erase this knowledge

@LaserScheme oh my god its true