Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 29

@MightyPork oh yeah, absolutely :)

when i visit a website to read an article...

and a video player pops up and covers about 1/4 of the article...

and takes an abnormally long time to load...

a video of a slideshow...

totally unrelated to the article...

something has gone wrong...

but it's normal now

can i return the unused portion of the internet for a refund?

we can encrypt the moon so why not abandon the fbi there too?

@HTHR can we smash things?

@universal_traveler 'twas the nightmare before figmas

@Elizafox there's the 15 minutes of "this is nice" somewhere in between

@Jo It wouldn't be half as bad if I had containers for some of it

how the hell did i accumulate so much crap

@noelle those are all the letters i have left in me today

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

boop

how dare u not be obsequious to a bluecheck just who the hell do u think u r

@spacerog i have the rsa dolphin one somewhere

@jk you have gone too far this time *pets catduck*

@kibi "if we constantly redefine time units, it will be 3 forever..."

do you ever think about how instead of a "repeat" button, there are "12 hour loop of 2 second thing..." videos