Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 31

friends don't let friends use 3d pie charts

@djsundog "it's a computer!"

what can it do?

"charts and electric desertscapes mostly..."

@Tom @nightpool @HTHR barrel roll text effects!

@HTHR i sang this to the chia pet jingle

<3

@djsundog ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʟᴀsʜʟɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄ ʏ ʙ ᴇ ʀ

@djsundog @jk i heard that if you are the first thing the tablet sees it imprints on you forever so it will probably go on a spectacular journey to get back to you just like in nature

"IDLE"

*tons of network traffic*

liar

@KitRedgrave *nixon aroo noise*

can't we just double and triple and quadruple charge you depending on which device you access the content from

and show you third party ads

and embed tracking code into the page

and run internet funny money miners on your computer

and sell data about your behavior to our partners

why are you being so unreasonable

be the person throwing computers out of the wells fargo building that you want to see in the world

Very Verified ™️

@noelle aaa now i'm making funny noises

i hope no one hears lol

@Sargoth is this an original series

@kitredgrave somehow relatable...

come to my ted talk titled "come to my ted talk"

<3

@luna beep

coffee