Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 36

@Elizafox if we all try hard enough, i think we can start a moral panic about systemd

@djsundog hello fellow kids, i would like to build robots with you!

@djsundog can we call it the wayforward machine?

lets give it money

@djsundog and for some reason people think that the AIs they want to put everywhere won't spend all of their time doing the same damn thing...

@djsundog i'll take binders marked "proprietary" as well!

@djsundog not fraud

it's a "new class of advertising"

The planet Uranus hot off the telescope. RGB image, 3 seconds each filter. 0.2m f3.9 Newtonian telescope with 2.5x barlow lens. https://octodon.social/media/jO_dMn3iqEQtESZmmvw

@djsundog 2028: vulnerabilities are intentionally included in hardware for the merchandising opportunities

intel partners with big-name fashion designers, while amd goes the vintage t-shirt route

In the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, they make elevators that can see a small ways into the future specifically so that they can be at the floor where the people are without making them wait. Seems like a short leap from there to speculative execution pipelining.

magazines: hey maybe resubscribe? here's a little card
internet: are you *blocking ads*? let me explain all your moral failings

I wonder how many autoplay videos embedded on websites cheerfully report back 'the user viewed me! Master, I am a winner!' every time they auto-start and I kill them after a second with one click

@djsundog yeah but i can just read data off your slide rule while sitting across from you

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@mallaidh

Q. Not even yourself?

A. Not yourself. Not even AN ELF.