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Notices by David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org), page 19

  1. Brandon Hall (bthall@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 18:16:24 EDT Brandon Hall Brandon Hall
    • Brandon Hall
    Evaporation amuses me so much. The little things, ya know?
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 18:16:24 EDT from bikeshed.party permalink Repeated by davehunt
  2. Luxotek :sulfur: (luxotek@dystopian.fun)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2019 21:00:20 EDT Luxotek :sulfur: Luxotek :sulfur:

    It's 2021, no ones actually seen an Amazon delivery employee alive in almost 2 years, only the sound of them running full speed at our doors, two quick knocks, and then immediately the sound of them running away at full speed again.
    1 in 5 deliveries are accompanied with a human shit two feet from the package as the knock is the only time the employee isn't traveling at a full run for their entire 22 hour shift.
    1 in 35 deliveries are accompanied by a corpse and then 3 minutes later an employee disposal drone.
    Amazon is currently considered the most humane employer in North America and responsible for 258 million employees and 118 million occupied maturation chambers containing Amazon brand fetuses with a maximum of 125 million still developing new Amazon workers made from copyrighted Amazon DNA sequences.

    In conversation Monday, 17-Jun-2019 21:00:20 EDT from dystopian.fun permalink Repeated by davehunt
  3. David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2019 22:47:54 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    Ate an edible,
    Drank a vodka potable,
    finding my space legs.
    #Haiku #SmallPoems #Intoxicants
    In conversation Friday, 14-Jun-2019 22:47:54 EDT from social.mayfirst.org at 42°22'0"N 71°11'15"W permalink
  4. David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2019 01:40:04 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    in reply to
    • Algot
    The husband and I are mutually cuddlesome. :-)
    In conversation Friday, 14-Jun-2019 01:40:04 EDT from social.mayfirst.org at 42°24'25"N 71°22'56"W permalink
  5. Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2019 07:35:43 EDT Algot Algot

    #WordOfTheDay

    cuddlesome

    /ˈkʌdls(ə)m/
    adjective
    Endearing and pleasant to cuddle.

    ==========

    It really helps when you see your significant other as cuddlesome.

    In conversation Thursday, 13-Jun-2019 07:35:43 EDT from mastodon.art permalink Repeated by davehunt
  6. dogtrax (dogtrax@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 06:02:22 EDT dogtrax dogtrax

    Light
    winds begin;
    the morning sings

    #smallpoems

    This is a modern form of haiku called Hay(na)ku -- which is three lines - one word/two words/three words

    In conversation Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 06:02:22 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by davehunt
  7. Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 08:10:17 EDT Algot Algot

    #WordOfTheDay

    cranky

    /ˈkraŋki/
    adjective
    crankier, crankiest
    1 British informal Eccentric or strange.
    2 North American Bad-tempered; irritable.
    3 (of a machine) working erratically.

    Origin
    Late 18th century (in the sense ‘sickly, in poor health’): perhaps from obsolete (counterfeit) crank ‘a rogue feigning sickness’, from Dutch or German krank ‘sick’.

    ==========

    Relax. There is no need to be cranky about it, You have a recent backup, right?

    In conversation Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 08:10:17 EDT from mastodon.art permalink Repeated by davehunt
  8. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 12:01:34 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey

    Why is it the trans community doesnt know how to synthesize our own hormones. Why doesnt *anyone* outside of labs know how to do this

    In conversation Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 12:01:34 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink Repeated by davehunt
  9. mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@loadaverage.org)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 12:37:59 EDT mangeurdenuage mangeurdenuage
    • spotlight night shot
    Good morning o/
    I wish you too have a nice day, here's a fortune:
    fortune
    I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
    (in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
    -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
    In conversation Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 12:37:59 EDT from loadaverage.org permalink Repeated by davehunt
  10. Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2019 15:01:02 EDT Algot Algot

    Sleep deeply,
    Awake cheaply.
    Sleep shallow,
    Awake hollow.
    Sleep as best you can
    That's always a good plan.

    #SmallPoems

    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Jun-2019 15:01:02 EDT from mastodon.art permalink Repeated by davehunt
  11. Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 17:18:55 EDT Algot Algot

    To the Sea

    The mind's drain is open
    And all my new ideas
    Are on their way down
    The long line of pipes
    Eventually to the ocean
    To join the many tons
    Of also useless plastic
    Thoughtlessly waiting there.

    #SmallPoems
    #Doubts

    In conversation Monday, 10-Jun-2019 17:18:55 EDT from mastodon.art permalink Repeated by davehunt
  12. David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 22:22:01 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    in reply to
    • Brandon Hall
    In other words, 5 yelps; I'm there! :D
    In conversation Monday, 10-Jun-2019 22:22:01 EDT from social.mayfirst.org at 42°21'50"N 71°11'12"W permalink
  13. David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 22:19:50 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    in reply to
    • Brandon Hall
    You worry too much; LOL!
    In conversation Monday, 10-Jun-2019 22:19:50 EDT from social.mayfirst.org at 42°21'50"N 71°11'12"W permalink
  14. Coffee & Aspirin (deejoe@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 21:03:17 EDT Coffee & Aspirin Coffee & Aspirin

    got up pretty early & drove across town to the local old-school doughnut place & brought a dozen back home

    In conversation Monday, 10-Jun-2019 21:03:17 EDT from mastodon.sdf.org permalink Repeated by davehunt
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