Notices by David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org), page 19
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Brandon Hall (bthall@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-2019 18:16:24 EDT Brandon Hall
Evaporation amuses me so much. The little things, ya know? -
Luxotek :sulfur: (luxotek@dystopian.fun)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-2019 21:00:20 EDT Luxotek :sulfur:
It's 2021, no ones actually seen an Amazon delivery employee alive in almost 2 years, only the sound of them running full speed at our doors, two quick knocks, and then immediately the sound of them running away at full speed again.
1 in 5 deliveries are accompanied with a human shit two feet from the package as the knock is the only time the employee isn't traveling at a full run for their entire 22 hour shift.
1 in 35 deliveries are accompanied by a corpse and then 3 minutes later an employee disposal drone.
Amazon is currently considered the most humane employer in North America and responsible for 258 million employees and 118 million occupied maturation chambers containing Amazon brand fetuses with a maximum of 125 million still developing new Amazon workers made from copyrighted Amazon DNA sequences. -
David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2019 22:47:54 EDT David Hunt
Ate an edible,
Drank a vodka potable,
finding my space legs.
#Haiku #SmallPoems #Intoxicants -
David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Friday, 14-Jun-2019 01:40:04 EDT David Hunt
The husband and I are mutually cuddlesome. :-) -
Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2019 07:35:43 EDT Algot
cuddlesome
/ˈkʌdls(ə)m/
adjective
Endearing and pleasant to cuddle.==========
It really helps when you see your significant other as cuddlesome.
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dogtrax (dogtrax@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 06:02:22 EDT dogtrax
Light
winds begin;
the morning singsThis is a modern form of haiku called Hay(na)ku -- which is three lines - one word/two words/three words
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Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 08:10:17 EDT Algot
cranky
/ˈkraŋki/
adjective
crankier, crankiest
1 British informal Eccentric or strange.
2 North American Bad-tempered; irritable.
3 (of a machine) working erratically.Origin
Late 18th century (in the sense ‘sickly, in poor health’): perhaps from obsolete (counterfeit) crank ‘a rogue feigning sickness’, from Dutch or German krank ‘sick’.==========
Relax. There is no need to be cranky about it, You have a recent backup, right?
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Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 12:01:34 EDT Laurelai Bailey
Why is it the trans community doesnt know how to synthesize our own hormones. Why doesnt *anyone* outside of labs know how to do this
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mangeurdenuage (mangeurdenuage@loadaverage.org)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-2019 12:37:59 EDT mangeurdenuage
Good morning o/
I wish you too have a nice day, here's a fortune:
fortune
I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason" -
Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2019 15:01:02 EDT Algot
Sleep deeply,
Awake cheaply.
Sleep shallow,
Awake hollow.
Sleep as best you can
That's always a good plan. -
Algot (algot@mastodon.art)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 17:18:55 EDT Algot
To the Sea
The mind's drain is open
And all my new ideas
Are on their way down
The long line of pipes
Eventually to the ocean
To join the many tons
Of also useless plastic
Thoughtlessly waiting there. -
David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 22:22:01 EDT David Hunt
In other words, 5 yelps; I'm there! :D -
David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 22:19:50 EDT David Hunt
You worry too much; LOL! -
Coffee & Aspirin (deejoe@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Monday, 10-Jun-2019 21:03:17 EDT Coffee & Aspirin
got up pretty early & drove across town to the local old-school doughnut place & brought a dozen back home