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"If she looks at your lips however then this is a great sign. ... A quick glance at your lips truly means she's attracted on a deep psychological manner."
Uh oh... apparently I'm attracted to everyone that talks to me now.
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@mitsu Right but even the average person could be attractive to someone. We don't all have the exact same tastes in partners... I don't think that would be effective. Plus a great personality can really make up for looks.
Also, if you look like the girl in your icon then I'd say your hair is quite distinctive.
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@mitsu Maybe you have something that he finds interesting or special about you? It is different for different people. I could also ask... why do you need something special before someone dates you? Even ordinary people fall in love and want to date. It's a human desire.
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@roko Haha. In this video, two young women were legit saying that guys can't satisfy them... only god can. Lool.
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"So uh...
Can God also satisfy men too?... Or is it just women?..."
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"If guys can't satisfy u then u r probably a lesbian👭"
I think this might offend the christian girls saying only god can satisfy them though. :')
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@hakui @guizzy @roko @debbie Exactly. Me either.
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@debbie @hakui @guizzy @roko Oh gawd... you don't want that. No one sees the final form.
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@hakui @guizzy @roko @debbie Yeah... this isn't me being horny. :') More amused.
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@debbie @guizzy @roko I don't think he is in a position to do that. ;;
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@guizzy @roko @debbie You don't have to worry... this is not me being horny. :')
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@mangeurdenuage Been quite busy for a few weeks, and then I got very depressed this week gone. Glad to hear you are okay and discovered a new game too!
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@debbie @roko Imagine if the beautiful chick you take to bed ends up being this level of crazy in the bedroom.
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@roko Watch the video I linked about the vampires... I think I linked it. ;;
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Drinking blood from the head of a dick really takes giving head into a whole new meaning...
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Apparently there are benefits to drinking blood... it will make you live longer. :')
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4sB0Ojpus
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I think this guy has a comedy career ahead of him... lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-a8qWldTA0
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"If you like funny, I'll laugh you into bed."
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@clacke Well... I guess I didn't make it clear but they live in the caravan. So they waste space with this... although they are more like vases than statues I guess. The 14 year old child apparently has to practice honing her house keeping skills by dusting/cleaning them. Weew. They live a gypsy lifestyle but I don't know how much of this is scripted and how much is true.
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@dolus @aven I guess I'm very all or nothing sometimes. I was desperate back then. This was the only way that would work for me back then because otherwise I would continue to be haunted by the thoughts that consumed me. Detaching myself from the thoughts that led to the delusion and my anguish was the way forwards. It took me a long time to leave that mindset. But for ordinary people that don't suffer from delusions, then I would agree with you.
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