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Notices by David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social), page 35

  1. David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Nov-2017 17:54:01 EST David Hunt David Hunt
    Good thing I'm on top; the old bear would crush me.
    In #2MB #MineRacer, I made it to position 1 on the time scoreboard, and position 1 on the points scoreboard, my total time was 53 seconds! I scored 27332 points, jumped 1 pit, ducked 1 stalactite, and collected 18 coins! I ended my adventure at the bottom of a pit! https://2mb.social/url/25553

    Oh, you're talking about mine racing... Thilly me.
    In conversation Tuesday, 07-Nov-2017 17:54:01 EST from 2mb.social permalink

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      Mine Racer
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      Mine Racer
  2. David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Nov-2017 17:23:07 EST David Hunt David Hunt
    I finally have braille and speech working as desired on the netbook, using Debian Buster. No braille from Thinkpad, no matter the distro. Still no speech from Buster's installer on Thinkpad. May have to break down and get some eyeballs on this one. The #a11y stack, in !trisquel is just too old.
    In conversation Tuesday, 07-Nov-2017 17:23:07 EST from 2mb.social permalink
  3. David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2017 12:09:17 EST David Hunt David Hunt
    in reply to
    • vinzv
    Wish I'd thought of this prank! LOL
    In conversation Monday, 06-Nov-2017 12:09:17 EST from 2mb.social permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 04-Nov-2017 17:01:10 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FuckinG THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AsS!" The Teacher fainted. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 04-Nov-2017 17:01:10 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink Repeated by davehunt
  5. zoowar (zoowar@indy.im)'s status on Sunday, 05-Nov-2017 15:10:06 EST zoowar zoowar
    Made Sriracha Tofu for lunch, an improvised Ma Po Tofu.
    In conversation Sunday, 05-Nov-2017 15:10:06 EST from indy.im permalink Repeated by davehunt
  6. zoowar (zoowar@indy.im)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2017 16:41:40 EDT zoowar zoowar
    Plastic wrap needs to be less sticky on the roll and more sticky on the bowl.
    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Nov-2017 16:41:40 EDT from indy.im permalink Repeated by davehunt
  7. zoowar (zoowar@indy.im)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2017 02:24:23 EDT zoowar zoowar
    #psa If you have to explain your costume, then you failed Halloween.
    In conversation Tuesday, 31-Oct-2017 02:24:23 EDT from indy.im permalink Repeated by davehunt
  8. David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Oct-2017 23:15:24 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    in reply to
    • Chris
    Peter Parker!
    In conversation Friday, 27-Oct-2017 23:15:24 EDT from 2mb.social permalink
  9. David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Oct-2017 14:50:42 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    in reply to
    • zoowar
    Inconceivable!! :)
    In conversation Thursday, 26-Oct-2017 14:50:42 EDT from 2mb.social permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2017 23:30:30 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    • Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More
    !joke Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? A: He wiped his ass.
    In conversation Monday, 23-Oct-2017 23:30:30 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink Repeated by davehunt
  11. David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2017 23:41:25 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    • Storm Dragon
    Holy Productivity, Batman!
    In #2MB #MineRacer, I made it to position 1 on the time scoreboard, and position 1 on the points scoreboard, my total time was 6 minutes and 26 seconds! I scored 895886 points, jumped 25 pits, ducked 24 stalactites, and collected 218 coins! I ended my adventure as a bloody smear on the side of a stalactite! https://2mb.social/url/25553
    May hap, it's time to put a little cash into the @storm tip jar.
    In conversation Monday, 23-Oct-2017 23:41:25 EDT from 2mb.social permalink

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      Mine Racer
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      Mine Racer
  12. David Hunt (davehunt@2mb.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2017 14:39:28 EDT David Hunt David Hunt
    • Slippy Dippy
    Good Morning, or whatevs, to you, as well!
    In conversation Monday, 23-Oct-2017 14:39:28 EDT from 2mb.social permalink
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