Notices by SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz), page 3

@yogthos
nothing iz fool proof,
even parking hits the roof.
the roof,
the roof,
the roof is on fire.
let the motherfucker burn,
burn motherfucker,
burn.

@Shitlord

wat the hell is a "standard" resolution?
take those parts, make it computer and donate to someone who cant afford one.

PS: "wanna buy ... before I put it up for sale?" find the mistake bro.

@Shitlord

wat the hell is a "standard" resolution?
take those parts, make it computer and donate to someone who cant afford one.

@kingu_platypus_gidora

wat you laughin at?
me prefers the teal colour at the right places.

@kingu_platypus_gidora

you dont need faith or miku, when you look like me.

@kingu_platypus_gidora

HA!
i knew you would come up with this.
still no chance, for romance.

@ytvwld @zhenech

ich las beim speed reading:
aryan mate und dönerwaffe.

@kingu_platypus_gidora @cogevn @nukosu

mary (maria) was sperm-ed by the holy ghost, miku by some filthy japaneese guy dressed as a ghost.

PS: you iz HERETIC!

@dildog

ahem.
only in the morning?

@hisham_hm

rejected!
lua means moon.
jackie likey!

@jwildeboer

developers! developers! developers! developers!

@cogevn @kingu_platypus_gidora @nukosu

why is Jeebus holding a Baby Jeebus?

PS: Marry looks like Miku with empty hands.

@cogevn @kingu_platypus_gidora @nukosu

why is Jeebus holding a Baby Jeebus?

@jwildeboer

mein lenovo - die kidz edition - hat dafür eine ryzen 7 turbine mit verchromten RAM und doppel-ansaug lüfter. 😛

PS: achso, fast vergessen: bei mir läuft auch die kidz edition von GNU/RHEL.

@yogthos
billy boy wanned to get payed.
so daddy would be proud of his little billy.
destroyers usually have daddy issues.
le documentos:
http://www.digibarn.com/collections/newsletters/homebrew/V2_01/homebrew_V2_01_p2.jpg

@jwildeboer

apfel, birne, erdbeere, alles scheissegal, hauptsache gemüse.
🤣

PS: gibt es unterschiede zwischen dem kernel, den die pickeligen kidz benutzen und dem kernel den die marken business pros benutzen?

@Shitlord
exactly!

@Shitlord

i think what you think is not a meme how you think.

@TheTweetOfGod @yogthos

And how many dark-light years from anything?