Notices by SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz), page 4

@jwildeboer

sorry to those who dont understand zee german, but this haz to be said in zee german:

wenn ich sage: "trink weniger apfelsaft, du birnenprediger", kommst du mit: "erdbeeren haben auch kerne!".
birnen predigen aber apfelschorle saufen, kruzifix herr pfarrer!

@jwildeboer

please send a reminder when you switch from apple phones to more or less FLOSS phones.
do you know what free software or open sofwrate is?

@sesivany

good question!
why @jimmac ?

NAME: Jens
AGE: middle aged (he likes if you say that)
HAIR: black-brown-ish
EYES: brown-ish
WEIGHT: unknown (he doesnt want to be asked)
SPECIALS: red nose
FROM: northern parts of cold europe
TOOT: @ohyran

He is missing for four weeks with no sign of life (toots).
Please if you have seen him contact Mr. Moon directly.

@dildog
yeah. wat?

@Ertain @strider
its a medical symptom of high energy dancers:
https://radiopaedia.org/cases/crossover-sign-1

@Ertain @strider
is a medical symptom of high energy dancers:
https://radiopaedia.org/cases/crossover-sign-1

@kingu_platypus_gidora
They has the same autocorrect as I.

@Shitlord
A decent command line interface.
Clicky-Clicky is your doooo9oooo9oooom.

@Shitlord
For nukular psychics you only need 4 signs: + - * /
Easy!

@noyoushutthefuckupdad
Old gold.

@Nikolai_Kingsley
Ohhh...right!

PS: that's racist!
@Shitlord

@lkundrak
It has the best words!
Look.... It's maybe the best language there is since Normandy.

@Shitlord
Steve Hawkings warned us not to attract them aliens.
Too late!
@Nikolai_Kingsley

@Shitlord
Classical win-win.

@BeardmanSam
@HMLivy
If you keep insisting been terrified the job position is revoked.
Praise "Bob"!
@Shitlord