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The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 20:15:02 EDT The Onion

Panicked Tree Freezes In Headlights As Car Barrels Toward It https://local.theonion.com/panicked-tree-freezes-in-headlights-as-car-barrels-towa-1836387067 #vol55issue29 #nature #news
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  All the latest local coverage from The Onion, America's finest news source.
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2019 08:04:07 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
@Shitlord
mission accomplished.
🤣

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Hisham (hishamhm@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 18:08:50 EDT Hisham

Programmers are not engineers.

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 18:02:07 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- TheKinrar
@TheKinrar !

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 18:00:21 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- TheKinrar
@TheKinrar
That is a slightly changed quote by an American guy. Not relevant for Le French.
PS: I boosted your request, man. Don't question mark me, damnit!

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:59:45 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- TheKinrar
@TheKinrar
That is a slightly changed quote by an American guy. Not relevant for Le French.
PS: I boosted your request, man. Don't question mark me, damnit?

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:51:38 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
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- TheKinrar
@TheKinrar
Don't ask what your admin can do for you. Ask what you can do for your admin.

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TheKinrar (thekinrar@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:48:00 EDT TheKinrar

I'll give a cookie to anyone who can sell me a ticket for any Tim Minchin concert in the UK
two cookies, if you want

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The Onion (theonion@botsin.space)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 16:00:04 EDT The Onion

Exhausted Amazon Customer Forced To Piss In Bottle While Browsing Prime Day Deals https://local.theonion.com/exhausted-amazon-customer-forced-to-piss-in-bottle-whil-1836387624 #vol55issue29 #shopping #amazon #news
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  NEW YORK—Frantically searching through the latest lightning deals and price slashes while sitting in his darkened room, Amazon customer Franklin Harris was reportedly forced to piss in a bottle Monday in order to keep up with Prime Day deals. “Christ, I’ve been busting my ass scrolling through deals for 12 hours already, but I just know if I step away to the bathroom for even a second, Amazon will be all over me about some KitchenAid Stand Mixer that’s half-off,” said Harris before grabbing an empty Aquafina bottle from a shelf cluttered with dozens of already half-filled containers of urine and relieving himself, reportedly never breaking eye contact with his monitor for fear of the consequences of missing rebates on Samsonite Luggage sets and Toshiba Fire TVs. “My whole body aches from constantly clicking and sitting. I’m dehydrated, I haven’t seen the sun in days, and, frankly, I’m probably buying way more items on discount than any person should be expected to. But what am I supposed to do? Amazon is just goddamn relentless about these deals.” At press time, Harris was spotted shaking his head in dismay and pulling on an adult diaper after an email arrived in his inbox reminding him about a limited-time offer for Garmin Wearable GPS devices.
SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:31:42 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Mans R
- George McCollister
@mansr @georgem
Where are the lesbians when you need them?
PS: hands off the porn, dyks! Just leave us one thing to be holy.

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:30:43 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Mans R
- George McCollister
@mansr @georgem
Where are the lesbians when you need them?
PS: hands off the porn, dyks! Just let us one thing to be holy.

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 17:27:17 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Mans R
- George McCollister
@mansr @georgem
Where are the lesbians when you need them?

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 15:27:27 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Jens ♥
@ohyran
Accepted.
BUT, you can photo with photo apparatus.
You young kids with your cellphone obsession.

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 15:19:59 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Jens ♥
@ohyran
I despise the first world habit of food pictures.
Not in this case.

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 14:01:49 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Anarkingu Gidora
@kingu_platypus_gidora
Pungii domesticus

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The XKCD Bot (xkcd@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 09:30:03 EDT The XKCD Bot
- The XKCD Bot
If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.
https://xkcd.com/2176/

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 11:03:31 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Boing Boing
@boingboing
... and it will be usefull as the enigma, in august.

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 11:01:32 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴏʀᴅ :jrbd:
@Shitlord
help me out, broski.
how you call this:
dik dik or dick dick?

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SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 08:08:51 EDT SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS
- Jens ♥
@ohyran
It's a SHIP!
Not a boat.
PS: nice sneakers.

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Thorsten 'the Linux kernel logger' Leemhuis(6/6) (kernellogger@fc.leemhuis.info)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2019 01:14:28 EDT Thorsten 'the Linux kernel logger' Leemhuis(6/6)

♲ @knurd42rhfc@twitter.com: PSA: My #kernel vanilla repositories for #Fedora 29, 30 and rawhide now ship:

* #Linux 5.2.1 in "stable" and "mainline w/o merge-window"
* 5.1.18 in "fedora" (as F29 and F30 are still on 5.1)
* a snapshot of what will become #Linux 5.3-rc1 in "mainline"

fedoraproject.org/wiki/Kernel_Va… https://fedoraproject.org/wiki/Kernel_Vanilla_Repositories

fedoraproject.org/wiki/Kernel_…

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