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Notices by The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info), page 2

  1. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 15:53:47 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    japan https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/413771
    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Jul-2018 15:53:47 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  2. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 22-Jun-2018 14:26:46 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    in reply to
    • 🇩 🇪 🇼 🇴 🇴 〰️
    @dwmatiz My brother called his dog Linux, actually. The jokes write themselves ("When Linux doesn't obey, do you have to repeat with sudo?" "oh, Linux just left a core dump")
    In conversation Friday, 22-Jun-2018 14:26:46 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  3. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 01-Jun-2018 09:59:37 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    Geez, we had a nice day on the federation yesterday with kenji's visit, and now today everyone is a each other's throat.

    Love and peace, people! Love and peace! https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/378520
    In conversation Friday, 01-Jun-2018 09:59:37 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  4. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Saturday, 28-Apr-2018 22:23:17 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    WTF is this?

    https://hooktube.com/watch?v=kE3La8u5bnw
    In conversation Saturday, 28-Apr-2018 22:23:17 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  5. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-2018 21:02:54 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    Hey, @lain! Wish You Were Here! #karaoke

    https://www.guizzyordi.info/store/WYWH.mp3

    Not my greatest performance ;)
    In conversation Friday, 27-Apr-2018 21:02:54 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  6. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 19:34:00 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    • Oneesan succubus
    • The federation's favorite uncle
    @lain Ooops, second try! #karaoke
    https://www.guizzyordi.info/store/Desperado.mp3
    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 19:34:00 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  7. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 11:57:57 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    10 out of 10 fediverse users agree; this is the cutest exchange that has ever been federated. https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/338159
    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 11:57:57 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  8. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 14:09:11 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain Getting offended by that is fucking retarded.
    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 14:09:11 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  9. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 21:08:23 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    • Ocean
    @ocean It does of course have its disadvantages.

    Finicky hardware: It's old, relatively complex for the time, and in some ways badly designed, so plenty of different components can go bad. The original power supply, for instance, is a ticking time bomb that can fry your C64 if not monitored or replaced.

    Incomplete without accessories: You can't just buy a C64 and then buy your cartridges and use it. Well, you could, but you'd be playing very few of the early, shitty games. You need a disk drive, a tape drive or a device that will emulate one of the two. The ideal is a disk drive, and a SD2IEC card reader, or an expensive Ultimate-II cartridge. You'll also absolutely need a joystick (which is also only 1 button); the keyboard is useless for gaming.

    Region incompatibilities: Yes, it's a thing on the C64. It's not region locked per se, but there are PAL and NTSC versions, and some games (not all) do mind which one you use depending on how they're programmed. If you intend to buy games, you probably want whichever one is local to you, but for piracy PAL is preferable.
    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 21:08:23 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  10. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 17:41:52 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    • Stanislas
    @angristan Things that people have called "almost an operating system":

    emacs
    systemd
    gitlab
    Windows
    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 17:41:52 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  11. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 09:10:35 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    https://social.guizzyordi.info/url/326668

    Swole trap
    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 09:10:35 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink

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      Japanese bodybuilder becomes world-famous on Twitter, but not for his swole bod
      By Dale Roll from SoraNews24

      Instead he’s been tweeted all over the world for his (partially) convincing transformation into a pretty girl.

      Bodybuilding requires a lot of work and dedication, but Japanese Twitter user and bodybuilder @Tats_Gunso shows us that the results are well worth it. His real name is Tatsuma Sugawara, and he is a professional body builder and entertainer. He’s a member of Macho 29, a group of bodybuilding entertainers whose work includes Macho Nikuya, a yakiniku restaurant of fangirls’ dreams, where tasty hunks of meat are served by tasty hunks of meat, and he has also participated in several bodybuilding competitions, to pretty substantial success.

      ▼ And not for nothin’, that’s for sure.

      JBBF Kanto Open Mens Physique

      A post shared by TatsumaSugawara＠マッチョ29 (@tatsmas) on Jul 25, 2015 at 11:11pm PDT

      But despite all of his accomplishments in his bodybuilding endeavors (and accomplishments they sure are!) he has recently gone viral internationally on Twitter, not for his handsome face and chiseled bod, but for his look as an exceedingly convincing pretty girl – for six seconds. A video he posted on April 3 showing just the face of a cute, demure-looking Japanese girl won netizens’ hearts, that is until it panned out to show the rest of her.

      女装の動画でも上げるか。 https://t.co/1VXyoDdmzN

      —
      菅原辰馬（ｴ-ｽﾏﾝ）＠マッチョ29 (@Tats_Gunso) April 03, 2018

      It’s pretty convincing; from the first shot, he looks like an Instagram model taking a selfie.

      Then the camera pans out and….something looks a little off. Umm…

      And then she flexes her arms, and wowza! Check out the guns on this girl! (On second thought, maybe that’s not a girl…)

      This juxtaposition of pretty and burly is so intriguing that more than 150,000 netizens all over the world have liked and reteweeted Mr. Sugawara’s video. In addition to some GIF memes, responses in multiple languages range from surprise to amusement to even attraction:

      “This is very intimidating.”
      “What is this? Ahhhh”
      “Hey pretty lady, you’ve got a nice body!”
      “Those are some burly arms!”
      “She’s cute, but tough!”
      “Omg lol you got me good!”

      @Tats_Gunso uploaded the video as an April Fools’ joke, and it’s probably fair to say that was a successful prank. Apparently to attain the level of pretty needed for such an impact, he enlisted the help of a makeup artist and also used the “pretty girl” filter on his phone camera. That’s what gives it that photoshopped look that makes it all the more surprising.

      But just because this particular bodybuilder isn’t female doesn’t mean there aren’t burly women in Asia! Despite general standards of beauty include being slim and slender, there are plenty of Japanese and Korean women who can break your heart, both physically and emotionally.

      Source: Hachimakiko
      Images: Twitter/@Tats_Gunso 

  12. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Monday, 02-Apr-2018 19:36:37 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain When you show your girl your disc https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/202276
    In conversation Monday, 02-Apr-2018 19:36:37 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  13. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 20:01:02 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    https://www.twitch.tv/leguizzy Switching to Iridis Alpha https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/317749
    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 20:01:02 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  14. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 15:56:02 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    Hello new people! I think you've joined the federation for a spectacularly stupid reason, and I'm sure we'll get the chance to discuss this soon, but I'm still glad you arrived here in the end.
    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 15:56:02 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  15. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:56:42 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    Yeah, sure, you might have freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, but do you have this, americans? https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/316972
    In conversation Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 17:56:42 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  16. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Mar-2018 12:02:45 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    Inability to see a way out of circular epistemology doesn't mean that it's right and infallible.
    In conversation Tuesday, 20-Mar-2018 12:02:45 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  17. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Mar-2018 20:45:35 EDT The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    Awwww yeah, federating in style! https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/311735
    In conversation Wednesday, 14-Mar-2018 20:45:35 EDT from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  18. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Mar-2018 16:59:59 EST The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    • a very strange enchanted boy
    @lain They're just pandering to the otaku market. https://social.guizzyordi.info/attachment/306553
    In conversation Wednesday, 07-Mar-2018 16:59:59 EST from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
  19. The federation's favorite uncle (guizzy@social.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Thursday, 15-Feb-2018 10:25:26 EST The federation's favorite uncle The federation's favorite uncle
    in reply to
    • Mister M. T. Sack
    @thatbrickster "You mean that money I was already taxed for when I earned it is going to be taxed again when I die, because fuck me, I won't be around to bitch about it then?" -Someone who finds out about inheritance taxes
    In conversation Thursday, 15-Feb-2018 10:25:26 EST from social.guizzyordi.info permalink
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