oh mastodon...
getting notifications out of order
it's cute
oh mastodon...
getting notifications out of order
it's cute
"hi i'm told you are looking for a rockstar developer. so uh, do you provide in-house pyrotechnics or should i call my guy?"
Don't say you're looking for a rockstar software developer unless you're willing to see some of your office furniture go through a windowpane once in a while.
flipping through the hotel bible, adding an extra l to every "lo"
@rey i've got so much personality you don't even know
that thing where u hit the boost
but mastodon is like "wat boost"
then you re-hit the boost
and the tootsy boots the boosty oof
π : goop
π€ : slime
why the fuckn't i though
my tongue and fingers are boundn't by the rules of mortals
i can do as i please!
i suffern't prescriptivism
if you're like me, you go to bed late, wake up early, and still end up at work late
wait is yumyuckers also a burger chain?
whyn't and fuckn't are the best contractions of the century
sorry i don't make the rules. i maken't the rules? i known't
i think the better question is
whyn't the fuck tho!
@HTHR holyshiiiiit
"second chances like decolonizing my relationship with myself and with my art and with the capitalist idea iβve got a responsibility to be productive
But asleep inside that notion of femininity as silence, vulnerability or patience literally anything but violence itβs just coercion into pacifism like βdonβt stand up, bash back, and donβt ask questionsβ cause youβll uncover an objective with a more materialist intention " holy FUCK
Saw this on /r/traa
Literally was thinking about this the other day, listening to science podcasts. People love to talk about how there are two sexes so there are two genders and that's just fact. But the world is SO fucking weird, and the number of species that are hermaphroditic or something else entirely is very significant
1000% my energy thing, do me
me, an intellectual: auntieFA-SO-LA-TI-DO
@chosafine holy shit pink goood
Stardew Valley perfectly captures the millennial zeitgeist tbh. Youβre a 20-30-something with a soul-crushing corporate office job! You inherit a beautiful farm and leave it all behind! Also you get to have a sword
more computers should be pink change my mind
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