Doc Edward Morbius β
Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar
Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong
Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more
Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That
Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you
(Oops:
- I did it again)
catdad πβ¨
a... RATTLED... Billy
RATTLE D
RATTL ED
RATT LED
get it
get it
rats
catdad πβ¨
@maloki @dirething π american person here... i don't think i had heard this particular tale, but it may have been a fluke of my path through education (part homeschool, part a private school in middle, then public highschool)
catdad πβ¨
@maple rotater tots?
catdad πβ¨
@chosafine those are rad
catdad πβ¨
hrhhhrhrhrhrrg stomach :(
catdad πβ¨
@ticky @Fuego eeeyup... it's so so bad. also why even bother trying to "convert" people. if they're having fun, and you're having fun ????
and also, in case it wasn't apparent, the headline in the original post was actually referring to "political correctness", and how much americans apparently hate it, so uhh everything is even more terrible, i guess
catdad πβ¨
@PublicChaffinch obviously this highlights the real issue with Twitter..., what're you gonna listen to while you use Twitter, huh? checkmate, atheists
catdad πβ¨
@Mainebot one in the chamber (pot)
catdad πβ¨
@Mainebot what? Oh of course they're not REALLY made with gasoline. But yes, do keep them away from open flame.
Press 'F' for 'Ferret'
The entertainment that never ends:
β€ Bram β€
Stolen from the Internet
chosa
should I start the chosa con?
snake boy π
The difficulty curve spikes way too early on these stairs imo. Bad game design
catdad πβ¨
@Are0h maybe have a few friends over, make some drinks, enjoy the pretty glow of the flames together π
catdad πβ¨
@sydneyfalk a very tiny corner of friendly, closely knit instances in the vast fedisea of one small fediplanet in one of the multitude of fedigalaxies in the fediverse
catdad πβ¨
@softgoat not sure if it's changed recently, but the version we have, the remote uses a button to trigger voice activity. theres not like a wake word like Echos use, so any sort of "always on" would be extra hard to justify / cover up and reason away
π Mahou Shojo Tsunderdog π
I agree with all of these statements
catdad πβ¨
beers good
catdad πβ¨
@efi what fuck what??
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