Postmates: use this code and order some chipotle
me: what kind of serial killer placed each ingredient of their burrito bowl neatly separated like that
Postmates: use this code and order some chipotle
me: what kind of serial killer placed each ingredient of their burrito bowl neatly separated like that
Tap her...
"Is your energy supply sustainable?" the advert asked.
I checked my energy meter.
57% Spite
35% Anger
7% Curiosity
1% Compassion
Renewable, certainly. And it got me through the day. But was it sustainable?
I clicked the ad.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
If you haven't seen it, I really really recommend taking time to watch Eugene Lee Yang's coming out video "I'm Gay". It's beautifully choreographed, and very emotional. Hard not to blub a lot.
@garbados "i don't even wanna know how those california weirdos figured out how to milk an almond"
@modernmodron and the Stan hangers-on
@/StanFan420xOxO "i just want to have fun and meet more stans"
@garbados don't fucken start with that soybeans shit
get corn or get out
welcome to corn dot social. bannable offenses include: wheat apologia
@DialMforMara aaaaaaaaaa that MTG card is brilliant
@gargron or eventual self acceptance :)
a "no-cial" network,
where you write your thoughts and feelings.
you can follow other people who write about their thoughts and feelings.
but you can't comment or interact.
you can't see who or how many people are following you or have read your thoughts and feelings.
you just write into the void, and have no clue if anyone is listening.
being on fedi during the first weeks of a new relationship is super awkward. you always feel like you have to go to a different room to toot
@theoutrider @sophia wait actually a good question... is the value of ECO dependent on us implementing perfect reforestation / actually expanding forest coverage of the planet? Are ECO coins being destroyed when a new housing development starts up and chops down a few acres of trees? Is Ferngully the mascot of ECO and if not why, and if so why?
@sophia "or exchanges trees for ECO"
...I thought you were being rewarded for having stewardship (whoops sorry "owning") trees, now you're exchanging the trees? is ECO foundation going to come take them away? I have so many questions
What can you spend eco on? WELL
@halcy π this reminds me i need to get back to watchdoggies 2
@garbados like an exploration of what kinda stuff fucks us up when we've got not-quite-utopia-but-still-a-lack-of-scarcity π€
if you complain about someone pirating a cyberpunk game you're officially on the side of the megacorps
tired: pre-order #cyberpunk2077
wired: pirate cyberpunk 2077
I mean.....yeah
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