Notices by 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️ (cobaltvelvet@octodon.social), page 41

i have been:

- a libertarian and radical capitalist that just wanted to get rich and thought everyone could get anything if they really wanted it

- an anarchocommunist that just wanted to make the world a livable place between all the egoistical pieces of shit that made sure most people could never have much

- a nihilist that can't believe in anyone and just wishes for this immense pointless fuckery to end

i think i'm slowly giving up on free will

hey i've come up with an actual secret evil plan and it's realistic enough to be done

@q2 @Elizafox it's melting what do i do

wait one end caught on fire

can relate https://twitter.com/CFOXvan/status/964625132860866560

ok right federating gitlabs was a very great idea

@Elizafox can i have one

uh for an egg friend yeah

the legend says parsers come from logstash-core

they live there without purpose or performance requirements, with an infinite source of pointless input to parse that will be lost in elasticsearch.

i have been reading some logstash source and i'm laughing so fucking hard i'm rolling on my bed rn

https://github.com/elastic/logstash/tree/master/logstash-core/src/main/java/org/logstash/config/ir/

Fetched 119 MB in 3s (34.0 MB/s)

i'd like to see that more often

@Mainebot uhhhhh i recommend trying to eat it instead

@Mainebot this thing on the right https://octodon.social/media/AEH92vraTGLiVO4GgAA

@Mainebot create a list, then go in its setting with the top right button, and edit list

*tries to install gitlab*

*breaks an obvious single point of failure, maastodon.net and a dozen vpn servers catch on fire*

@Mainebot @bea imagine a thing that display all progress bars on an usb egg timer