Notices by Karen C🥨👵🏻🌲🏖️ (gamehawk@mastodon.social), page 7

After the nth time of something falling out of the fridge and shattering on the ceramic tile (this is the first house we haven't had carpet(!) or vinyl in the kitchen), Carl ordered a squishy kitchen mat to go in front of the fridge. He put it down and said, "There, now [teenager] won't experience leg fatigue while standing in front of the open fridge."

(Also he went to put the box by the door for recycling, turned around, and Ramses was already sitting on the mat because he *is* a cat.)

Looking for houses in a dangerous part of New Jersey: near one of the best bakeries in the state.

Finally got to drive down Good Intent Road. It was not, in fact, paved with hell. 🤷

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=good+intent+rd+deptford+nj&t=ffab&ia=maps&iaxm=maps

@bremner We stopped keeping score a long, long time ago. 🐱

Ramses: <sharpens claws on carpet>

Carl: "That's not your scratching post!" <scritches fingernails on giant kitty-condo>

Ramses: <runs behind kitty condo and sharpens claws on carpet>

Carl: "No! *This* is your scratching post!" <puts Ramses on condo platform>

Ramses: <reaches past sisal column, sharpens claws on fabric back of adjacent office chair>

Cats, man.

@staticsafe OWL article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/02/08/bare-walls-little-furniture-big-dreams-year-inside-dc-esports-house/

#raspberrypi alert: Woot has the 32GB Canakit 3B+ Starter set for $70 (Amazon & Micro Center's usual price is $80) OR the Super Retro kit also for $70 (vs $90).

(burying the lede: "...with a hot check")

important news

That moment where you're about to share a funny toot in a jokes channel on a professional slack and then you realize it comes from someplace like girlcocks.club and you go "yeah maybe not?"

(Although I already shared one that turned out to be from a kink site with a less-obvious domain name so what is reputation anyway)

Okay, you know how you can click the little eye and hide a non-sensitive image? You can't do that on YouTube video previews. 😒

SHOUT out, autocorrect, SHOUT out. No shootouts in the grocery please.

Also "sixty-something."

Honestly Swype has just deteriorated SO much.

Shoot out to the sixth something lady absently singing along to Raspberry Beret in this grocery store.

@dphiffer @whami That Slack has a custom cat emoji based on Cowboy Cat.

I'm sure there's a backstory there but I don't know it.

@officialcjunior s/again/still/

Also in Costco bucket-of-food news: https://people.com/food/costco-27-pound-mac-and-cheese-bucket/

(Not gonna send that to my sister. Luckily she doesn't have a Costco membership and so cannot retaliate with one.)