Notices by Jacie "​The​" Chicken :heihei: (jacethechicken@chickenfan.club)

some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

trickster faerie (xe/xer): hello, may I have your pronouns?

me (they/them): sure! they/them.

faerie (xe/xer/they/them): thanks, foolish human c:

me ( / ): wait what

When people use the term snowflake unironically, just remember they're quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society and become radicalized. and that Tyler Durden isnt the hero but a personification of the main character's deep insecurities, and that his snowflake speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.

reminder: if you made 5000 dollars a day since the year 1219 -- 800 years ago! -- you would still have less total money than Jeff Bezos made *EVERY WEEK* during 2018.

Bezos made over 1.5 billion per week that year; you would only have 1.46 billion

greta: how dare you!

neolibs: hell yeah queen!

greta: nono, how dare *you*

love the neolibs who don't realize Greta was talking about them

the plural of Borzois is Borbois

how can one field contain such Length?

it's always lotrposting hours

pls no touch I am leaf

fuck I want this shirt

reasons to have hands:

reminder: if due process is revoked for one group -- illegal immigrants, for example -- it can be revoked for everyone. All the government has to do is say you're an illegal immigrant. You say, "but I'm not, and I can prove it" -- but prove it to who?? the government doesn't have to give you a chance to prove it, that's what revoking due process *means.*

But of course, most people who say it's okay to revoke illegal immigrants' due process are white. so.

@Pixley @alex It's Jon

from now on it should be called "soccer" and "men's soccer"

fun fact: it's possible for a binary star system to get too close to a supermassive black hole, such that one of the stars will get pulled into an irregular orbit and the other will get Yeeted (via Gravity Slingshot) at like 700 km/s. For scale, that's three times the solar system's orbital velocity around the Milky Way, and fast enough to escape the galaxy entirely.

D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

so a while back, TD Bank fucked me over. There was a big 100-somethin dollar charge that I said I didn't know; they reversed it, then like a month later un-reversed it. and added overdraft fees.

I've been fighting with them for a while, but they won't budge. Anything y'all can spare would be super appreciated; I'm trynna get a job for the summer, but it's not coming fast enough :/

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when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore

in my mind, the ideal beer should taste like alcoholic bread. Dragon's Milk, at 11% abv, aged in a bourbon barrel, and as thick as a milkshake, certainly delivers 🍻

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