Notices by INACTIVE (deadsuperhero@social.nasqueron.org), page 32

> Develops search engine
> Uses neural network to interpret dog barks and translate the context into most likely search term
> It's a search engine for dogs!
> Furries start using it immediately.

@irisjaycomics Because creativity, just like God, is dead.

@Gargron *runs to Github to clone it and try it out*

@aemon I'm A/B Testing my toots now.

Today be TALK LIKE MARKOV BOT DAY where rake:db migrate takes us all out of the promised land into the chaos sudo make install.

Talk to your children about oats and pine Apple iPhone X.

@colon_three It represents everything that I hate about hipsters.

THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT PINEAPPLE MEME

@miwilc @Pasty If so, Pasty gets all the cool points.

So many cool points, that the entire system crashes and requires pthreads.

No pthreads means no GNOME desktop, no cool points. Do not pass go.

@agaric How do you know?

Asked for a lollipop at the bank because I was SO WELL BEHAVED.

@dt That's some kind of lubricant intellectuals use to masturbate, correct?

Shitoatsing

@delores you should work at a startup

THIS IS ART

https://social.nasqueron.org/media/wyQY4IhzwtXC0c4nsNI

@lain Finally, something the president and I agree on!

@frankiesaxx I wonder whether we can ever evolve around this particular problem?

@inmysocks Taken to its logical conclusion, such a position would also encourage the enslavement of extraterrestrial life.

@seanl I'm pretty sure the Asimov book "Robot Visions" has a really good short story about this.