Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 41

My position is the same as alternative medicine:

"You know what they call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."

Same with biohacking, pretty much.

Ah, Windows 98. Even if you disabled the whole "cancel" thing, you could still log in.

https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/qBlB6mM5cWny5cIyuOA

Oh God Techmoan uploaded a proper version of that pic I love it

It's like an anti-meme

This is a perfect shitpost

https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/W9IG99VXAAz1h0EGkD0

@awilfox found this

Why is this in North America for sale at a Vintage Stock? Do they even know most people can't play it?

https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/qhcd8AXr8sOt1tsJrwA

"With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about a truck leaving a guy, too."

Japanese Wikipedia is strange.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Wikipedia#Characteristics

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https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/dZfHj6nLIi-5XhZnITs

@alpacaherder good point

other hoses would go in places like Lawton and East St. Louis

If you had to give America an enema, the hose would go in Little Rock

2017 was the year of taking TensorFlow and publishing training sets for it and calling it "deep learning"

2018 will be the year of shoving merkle trees into every god damn thing we can and calling it a blockchain

FUN FACT:

Due to an old US law STILL on the books that's over 150 years old, if you're a citizen you can claim on behalf of the US any "unclaimed" island (historically the "unclaimed" part was ignored in most cases) with a guano deposit.

The president is authorised to send in the military to back any claims.

No one even has to mine the guano.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano_Islands_Act

Someone trained a neural net to make candy hearts

it didn't go as planned

https://aku-no-homu.tumblr.com/post/170884840014/more-candy-hearts-by-neural-network

https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/CBxtyZduvwAp7975lik

Oh Russia has the best memes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_does_one_patch_KDE2_under_FreeBSD%3F

Unicode Consortium: let's add symbols from the Phaistos Disc which we're not even sure is an alphabet

also Unicode Consortium: Klingon and a frowning pile of poo are absurd

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Gamers remind me of those morons who ruin their Subarus with mods they think make it cool but really lower their performance massively.

Like any of them are gonna bother putting it on a dyno and see just what it's done.

They're also often like the assholes who do the muffler deletes, but in reverse.

bring back capacitive buckling spring

I PROPOSE INSTEAD:

Apache's default page, and all other web servers, should serve "IT'S FUCKED!" as the default

It will signal the HTTP daemon is working if you have first installed it, and if the website doesn't work properly, it makes it very clear.