Notices by Sargoth (irreverent aspect) (sargoth@mst3k.interlinked.me)

cats
cats never change

Everything you know about Tulsa is correct

honk if you love honks

an interinterlinked foundation, linking all the interlinked foundations

I can't help but feel that this
*gestures towards the whole notion of existing as a corporeal entity in a timespace continuum in general*
is something of a racket

Oats as an alternate currency

Pros: less deflationary than bitcoins, can be eaten

Cons: oats

@Elizafox Jesus returned, but his return was inconvenient to the church bureaucracy, so you never heard about it

@awilfox our words are backed by NUCLEAR TOOTS

This is a shoutout to Adam Smith, whose observation that there might be local economic benefits to not having to pay a toll to use a bridge between two villages, was transmogrified into the line of thinking that unrestricted global trade was unequivocally good to everyone everywhere at all times

This is also a secondary shoutout to David Hume, and his contemporary formulation of the problem of induction

boost if you're old
fav if you're young

both if you're in that age range where society has pretty much abandoned you and neglects to inform you of your status

@djsundog @tcql @chr @twitter [during a pause in the screaming] disney has bought all the things; only the purest of pure primal shouts are truly free

@djsundog @chr @tcql @twitter 2033: screams are now used as counterfeit currency by bitcoin-mining fridges who never can seem to catch a break

What if artificial intelligence figures out how to do shitposts, and the rest of us have to struggle like some postmodern John Henry not to be mistaken for a badly programmed bot with a strangely limited corpus?

One dimension: dot
Two dimensions: line
Three dimensions: lewd
Four dimensions: strangely attractive icosahedrons