My fetish is not telling people what my fetish is.
Wait...
God damn it! Fuck!
My fetish is not telling people what my fetish is.
Wait...
God damn it! Fuck!
@Eweish I'm also fond of I Accuse My Parents. I wish I could get that kind of mileage out of winning an essay contest
I really wish apps respected filters.
I also wish, and this applies to Masto proper as well, that if I block a person I wouldn’t see when other people @ them.
I don’t want to be reminded that they exist. That’s the whole point of an open-ended block. AND ESPECIALLY when you also have their entire trash domain blocked.
🚮🚮🚮
If you’re older than 12 years old you shouldn’t be riding a bike on the sidewalk. Ever. Ride in the street, with the direction of traffic, when there’s no bike lane.
@noelle the new Nancy is so good.
Funny how "free speech extremists" are the first to complain about other people using their free speech to criticize them.
@amphetamine 😢 There will be a next time. I promise.
Ooh, it doesn’t bode well when the headlining act walks off stage before starting their set...
A few shots of Void Vision tonight. She never fails to impress!
@envgen Squishy snares are even worse. There's a perfectly good DEVO song that gets ruined by a wet, squishy, squelchy snare and I hate it.
Ah yes, the four genders
@jk No love for "Hamburger Lady" or "Frankie Teardrop" though?
@jk All of these: https://hornet.com/stories/terrifying-songs/
Especially "Hamburger Lady" and "Frankie Teardrop"
Wanna hear some scary music today? Try the infamous “Frankie Teardrop” from Suicide’s first album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dXp0eF8s0
(No joke: this is a scary fuckin’ song.)
Totally Devoted at the office today https://mastodon.social/media/H69N8W9GIvB-OQ_fhFs
It took a year and a half to replace the doctor they fired for providing it, but RIT's on-campus health center is providing HRT again:
A good sign on the subway this morning. https://mastodon.social/media/mh1q4UOwPDfJKd3iIaQ
Damn. It’s official. RIP Hardy Fox, composer for The Residents.
@celesteh Mike Pence looks like a rejected Westworld host.
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