Notices by Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club), page 4

@ink_slinger I'm curious to see how long before the giggle factor passes. Use is still pretty under wraps, even being legal.

ME:-and so the bomber turns out be some wild middle-aged white dude in Florida who lives in a white van covered in MAGA stickers

SHOWRUNNER: Look, you're just phoning in lazy tropes now. Gotta raise your game

@allan Better than "Coupling" IMHO

@caraellison he's never gone toe-to-toe with the Charles de Gaulle airport social media team, so I think the jury is still out

#ff @caraellison

she's honestly better than all of us

This article has a really good review of the new federal climate tax plan. I hope it works!

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/energy-and-environment/2018/10/24/18017726/canada-trudeau-election-carbon-tax-dividends

at least its Friday

@thurloat You're not helping my sobriety, bud 😀

Chocolate: because day drinking is frowned upon.

@gargron @natecull Calc. Its Calc.

Love when I accidentally hit the caps lock key and respond to my colleagues with a Spongebob font.

"tHANK yOU fOR yOur rESponSE"

in canada if you leave your front door open and go out, a team of professional will come and clean up your flat.

@GeoffWozniak That's really interesting. I wonder why the groups wouldn't set up a website instead. Too much work? Too high a tech barrier?

@GeoffWozniak What's keeping them there?

Found out today that my cousin and his long-term girlfriend, whose house he had been living in, recently broke up. Prior to the break-up, he had installed a giant 70 gallon fish tank he had purchased on a whim, and which required it's own standalone plumbing connections.

During the break-up, he apparently asked, "Please tell me if there is any chance we will get back together, because I don't want to move the fish tank twice."

Reader - the fish tank went with him.