Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 4

@TheGibson ultimate vaporware

be sure to return your web browser to the home page before closing the program

bʟᴏᶜᴋᴄₕᴀᶦⁿ

now with 10 second anti-skip feature

@TheGibson okay but there's a lot of tapes to restore

@TheGibson alter how?

like daylight savings time?

<3 boop

keepers of the bytes

@HTHR its glorious it makes me not want to swear all the time so they never get used to it and keep giving the same reaction!

...this might be why old people don't swear very often...

@Stephen_Stone bzzzzzzzzz! 🐝

release the bees!

<3

@djsundog sounds like you just did, friend ;)

@sydneyfalk where do we get the foot

laser book

@electricsand burner buggy

something beeping forever

once upon...
...
once or twice upon...
...
several times upon a time...

@maple beep

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