Notices by evilchili (evilchili@mastodon.social), page 3

masto tubes seem clogged this morning, which means today more than usual I am shouting into the void, waiting for the void to shout back

@djsundog I've been saying this for weeks

happy birthday #Robyn!

@annika maybe, if we get the entire #fediverse to wish #Robyn a happy birthday, they will manifest?

I have failed 3 times to ship the same product, and am currently working on my fourth iteration.

When (!) I ship this, I am going to give a talk about "managing failure." The first 20 minutes will just be me restarting the talk over and over with a new deck of slides each time.

Good morning from the Flexible Schedule Club! Meetings are, you know, whenever works, just come over.

@drfyzziks :D many of those were Based On A True Story. Ironically when I started working for AWS I actually ran out of inspiration

Fun chili fact: when I was working for silicon valley startups, I ran a twitter parody account imagining Kafka as a sysadmin.

https://twitter.com/ITkafka/status/370184769885057024

#DevOps #despair

I have been a single parent for one day (spouse is on a business trip), *and* the in-laws are here to help, and I am, as they say, proper knackered. Maddest of props to the actual single parents doing it *every* day, with no help, forever.

#DadOps

mushroom fried rice with snap peas and roasted morels #nom #hotdamn #food

those are fricken morels, yo. #pnw

current fried rice status:

Wingus wanted to go to the park, but Dingus wanted to draw, so we took our art supplies to the park! #DadOps #mastoart

@grant the inconceivable tuna melt

@woodentulip just catching up on toots. I’m sorry you have to deal with lack of empathy and understanding at home, but this, this sounds like a good day.

@akajtg it's a good thing nobody has figured out how to have farmers markets at record stores.

I should not be allowed to Farmer's Market unsupervised

oncall has been shit this week. i wanted scones. I made scones and got paged halfway through, because oncall.

#SconeOps