Notices by cjunior :verified: (officialcjunior@oldbytes.space), page 11

If Ed Sheeran can put his feet on Graham Norton's couch, I can surely put my feet on every cousin's house I've ever been to where I felt awkward when I was thinking about it.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE"

then this dude, with a slow, strong tone

"Believe everything."

CB Strike is a very good show.

It's as entertaining as Sherlock is.

@whowouldwin

This is really hard

@gilgwath

Nargles?!
WHERE!

"You are just as sane as I am"

@a_breakin_glass

well, you favourited my toot!
and the last toot was a good night toot.
and it was seven hours ago.

🤷♀️

what's on the avatar, by the way?

I like Luna Lovegood.
I think I'm a bit like her.

She talks something wise, slowly, in the most unfortunate of times, and grabs everybody's attention.

She also has less facial expressions and gets along with anybody.

Geez.

I'm Luna Lovegood.

@a_breakin_glass

good morning, goblin!

@popefucker

Oh, cool.
I'll try it out and see how it goes
:blobthumbsup:

@popefucker

That doesn't seem to be working well with me.
Brain instantly starts throwing random song lyrics at me

I was hoping to get a 10 minute mediation sessions everyday, from today.
I'll turn on alarms just to make sure that I don't miss it.

🤷♀️

I achieve mindfulness when I'm not thinking about how to clear my mind.

Actually, I'd listen to you if you can teach me how to reduce this brain chatter.

@codl
:drake_like:

@jk

Good coyotes don't collect money.

Mastodon Boop Sound - The Remixes (Various Artists ft. Josef Kenny, 2017)

@xenon

Well, I like MS Paint

@chr

pip3 install internet explorer

@annika

He who must not me named,

rises!

SkyTube is great.

The bookmark feature is really handy

And it feels good to be using an open source app.