Notices by Sydney Falk, An Oversensitive SJW Type (sydneyfalk@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 3

@gdkar @djsundog

finspired: we've added shorks

@djsundog

glitched: frood whee

@a_breakin_glass

THE HACCER

M A S T O D O N

tired: Hollywood
wired: Hollywood've's't'dve
enlightened: a group of Masto users forming covert cells and operating under darkness of night to make the HOLLYWOOD signage read HOLLYWOOD'VE'S'T'DVE'LDN'T

@brandon

I think curiosity in the form of 'play' is a drive more fundamental than simply human, or even primate

the リネコマ are going to have 'play cycles' unlike their 'work cycle', specifically because I think it's valuable to a developing mind

tool use among birds or primates, even among other smaller mammals, is significant and (in small clusters) often evolves rapidly

I think we lucked out on an evolutionary niche of it, but it's part of life itself, not just us

The Swiss alps are the ideal mountain.

You may not like them, but they are the definition of peak performance.

😎

@drequivalent @cwebber @Gargron

one theory about why no aliens have made first contact is that they already know about what we're like

it's fairly plausible, IMO

@djsundog

for instance, you can recycle it

@djsundog @twitter @elomatreb @Vann

"...and that, children, is how 'retro cybrepunk Mastodon' came into being. And it eventually developed into the Mathene AI, which rules over us all today. Any questions?"

"What would happen if someone were to oppose the Mathene, teacherbot?"

*ZOT*

"There we go. Any questions?"

*silence*

boost this toot if you boost this toot

@mallaidh

but what about SERIAL fediverses

THE FEDIMATRIX LOOMS

@djsundog

CSS: Contextual Style Sheets

@djsundog

shhhh

it'll hear you

DJ TIESTO vs. PAUL OAKENFOLD

4'33" -- dance remix

@HereticSoul

also

- frendo
- fren
- you there

also less cool gender neutral terms:

* f*ckface
* future victims
* non-cyborgs and/or cyborgs
* fleshlings
* squad members

@TrollDecker

let's all calmly go over now

to our computers

and take a GIANT STEAMING WEBSHITE

and the authorities will be all GARGRAMELLAZONOLOA IS A PERSON

and the internet will be all OKAY I DON'T KNOW OF A PERSON CALLED GARGRAMELAZONOLOA

and the authorities will be all AH HA! WE SAID GARGRAMELLAZONOLOA, NOT GARGRAMELAZONOLOA, YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK DID YOU?! OR ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH HIM?!!

and the internet will be all WHAT NO I GOTTA GO DUDE YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THIS OKAY CALM DOWN

and the authorities will be all NOT TODAY, INTERNET

and the internet will be all OH HECK

@djsundog

me: *looks off into the distance, obvious anguish in her eyes, internal dialogue clearly engaged*

so I figured it out

Mastodon isn't "Twitter but X and Y and Z be more chars"

Twitter is "Microblogging, just like Mastodon, but mostly political and corporate and fewer characters"

the point needs making that "microblogging" isn't Twitter, like "email" isn't Gmail

@FakeGenreBot

cowbopwave