Notices by Sydney Falk, An Oversensitive SJW Type (sydneyfalk@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 4

AND ONE :thaenking: TO RULE THEM ALL

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@djsundog @mastodon

IN 2017

A RAGTAG CREW OF MASTODON USERS FROM THE MIT INSTANCE WERE URGED BY DJ SUNDOG TO START AN INTRAMURAL CAMPUS OUTREACH EFFORT

IF YOU NEED HELP

AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM

YOU CAN CALL ON

THE MIT-TEAM

[theme music]

@djsundog

* wrote'd'st

@djsundog @jk

THE SENTIMENT OF AN ENTIRE GENERATION

@djsundog

my chao

it's full of shitposts

heck you later

space goodboy

in an alternate universe somewhere, this makes sense to most English-speaking humans there:

"kids, there's a world of difference between 'jort the fuck off' and 'jort the fuckoff', that's all"

@natecull @djsundog

in astronomical terms, I heard that the number of Pawoo accounts is closer to the universal constant than it is to infinity

THE MORE YOU KNOWWWWWAWOOOOOOOO ™

@djsundog

that is almost as many accounts as there are people in the United States, IIRC

so what I'm saying is, that's a lot of fucking accounts for a Masto instance

it is also not exactly like, "this many anteaters could eat all the ants in the world in a week" or something

SCALE IS HARD WHEN NUMBERS ARE BIG halp

Hi, Mastodon ™ #newbies ! A piece of friendly #advice :

I know some of you have been wondering what the deal with jorts is. I'm glad you noticed! We 💞 jorts here with great passion. We will jork* around about them quite often and make witty rejortders* at each other concerning our jort jorks.

Why? Because Jort ™ , That's Why! ^_^

But serijoursly* it's just a thing that caught on around here, as far as I can tell. ^_^

* jean short jokes
** jean short rejoinders
*** jean short seriously

@djsundog

alternatively

jean siskel and roger ejort

@jk

G E T E Q U I P P E D

W I T H

A N A L O G Y

@djsundog

exactly, my friend

and truly, it seems like it's been long enough

it's about that time

TO BRING FORTH

THE RHYTHM AND THE RHYME

I can't wait for Mark Wahlberg to decide he wants to be Marky Mark again and all the kids who eyeroll ironically at everything they secretly like can start going to giant Marky Mark concerts ironically

https://mst3k.interlinked.me/media/nuk9MTXQF41ttI7EEAU

HECK IS OTHER DOGGOS

(but it'll still be two days 'til I see a vore meme)

IT'S BEEN

one week since I saw a tweet

they call the posts 'toots' on this new thing

five days since randos told me

"Mastodon can't really last, you'll see"

three days since I saw a 'yote

'twas rotating every time I moused over it

yesterday you followed me

but it'll still be two days 'til I see a vore meme

IT'S BEEN

(c'mon, you know you missed it)