Notices by Sydney Falk, An Oversensitive SJW Type (sydneyfalk@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 5

@djsundog @Gargron

nvm? ...ewd. OH.

ok nvm

@djsundog

the gameification of gameification

@Gargron @bea @djsundog

NO WAIT DON'T

CYBREBRYNE IS WHERE THEY BUILT THE FIRST PICKLENATOR

THE P-1

IT MAKES VINEGARNET

> LEAVE TWITTER

You have to specify a direction.

> GO MASTODON

You have arrived at Mastodon.

The building has dozens of entrances, all with 'official' signage above the door, but with graffiti and stickers and signs all over near them anyway.

> GO TO MASTODON.SOCIAL

You walk towards the door marked 'mastodon.social', and note a parking sign that instead says NO AWOO -- $300 FINE in the typical lettering.

@cybermeow

that joke is a pretty good one

and this is highly offensive content, included per the description

CWs come into being

GS reaction: "AWWW MAN, SJWS MOM W/E THIS AIN'T BRO APPROVED"

Mastodon reaction: "We can totally use this to make weird, inane jokes. SOLD."

@djsundog @chr

"sunspots" is slowly becoming more realistic anyway

eventually people will look back on "a load balancer in China" with fond nostalgia misting up their eyes

HOW

HOW IS IT THIS HOUR

ALREADY

dammit time

@icetsvu

Fin

FIN

it's a Dairy Queen

in Queens

IT'S IN QUEENS

c'mon Fin you gotta admit that's gonna be funny in the report

Quick note for new Mastodonians:

If you try to follow someone and get an hourglass, it means they have to approve your follows.

It is not a reflection on you if this doesn't happen immediately. Notifications about this aren't in the same window as the usual "someone followed you" default notifications.

It's not like Twitter's thing. It's Masto's own thing, and some of us are a bit more security-conscious than others, and some of us are slow to review our follow requests.

<3

#newbie #advice

@aldersprig

you can mute convos you're part of, last I checked

but I'm seeing something blow up and I just think, well

it'd be easy enough to insert a small, noninteresting response, and then I can mute the convo

but if you're not part of it you basically have to mute the PEOPLE doing the convo instead

it feels rude and vaguely manipulative to do this but I'm a little low on frustration tolerance today, so yeah

is there a word yet for when people toot into a conversation specifically so they can mute the conversation?

b/c I think I'm going to invent it soon and if there's already a word I wanna know that I am not breaking new ground in Mastodonia ™

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