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  1. Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 14:05:23 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
    Noch mehr Dramawolken.
    pirati.ca/photo/21176666636681…
    In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
    • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 06:32:58 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
      Es gibt kein schlechtes Wetter, es gibt dramatische Wolken!
      pirati.ca/photo/48814711916681…
      In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 08:21:56 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
        • Marco
        Ich hab ein paar Audioaufnahmen vom Wind gemacht. Ich werde nachher versuchen, die hier reinzustellen. Da auf der Seebrücke war es auch klasse. Ich liebe den Geruch des Meeres, den Wind, die Geräusche. Ich glaube, ich könnte auch länger einfach nur mit geschlossenen Augen sitzen und genießen.
        In conversation about a year ago permalink
      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 08:22:31 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
        Das war in der Nacht, als ich geschlafen habe.
        In conversation about a year ago permalink
    • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jun-2024 08:35:35 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
      Das Rauschen der Bäume an der Promenade in Boltenhagen.
      In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 22:49:40 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

        On Monday, Hong Kong celebrates #Handover with a public holiday.

        """According to reports, police deployment this year would be similar to last year. The report also noted that anyone seen wearing seditious clothing in public and drawing attention could face arrest.

        The report quoted a police insider saying that “anyone wearing such attire in public will be monitored or stopped and searched, with officers immediately notifying the command center at police headquarters.”
        """

        thestandard.com.hk/breaking-ne…

        #HKNatSecLaw

        thestandard.com.hk/breaking-ne…

        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 23:50:57 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

          @Kermode Rejoicing is mandatory, repeat, mandatory.

          (paraphrasing Smithers)

          In conversation about a year ago permalink
      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 22:01:13 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

        A guy I talked to yesterday, who used to live in Macau:

        "I love Macanese, there so intense, they're hilarious."
        "Aha, how so?"
        "Like, I had this friend, and she had to change her vet, because she threatened to stab the vet."
        "Wow!"
        "Yeah, like, the vet said, oh, this treatment will be difficult and expensive, and she just pulled a knife on him."
        "She was carrying a knife?"
        "Yeah, they carry knives all the time."

        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 22:05:18 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
          "One guy didn't come to school because he had to witness a duel."
          "A what??"
          "A duel. These two guys liked the same girl, so they officially declared a duel. And it's with knives, and it's not to the death."
          "So, it's ... who gets the most stabs in?"
          "Yeah, it's not to the death, so they need a witness, because otherwise someone could lie and say they won. It's hilarious, they're so intense."
          In conversation about a year ago permalink
        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 22:05:55 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
          @Kermode badum, tshhhhhh
          In conversation about a year ago permalink
        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 22:15:16 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

          It's entirely possible he was making it all up, I can't find anything on the web about knives or duels in Macau.

          His delivery was just so funny, he said they're intense and hilarious, so you'd expect the followup to be something about creative insults, but it was just this escalating story about knife violence.

          In conversation about a year ago permalink
      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:11:43 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
        Heute ging es quer durch den Wald. Der Weg wurde immer übler - und dann lag ein Baumstamm quer.
        pirati.ca/photo/13717825216680…
        In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 12:01:16 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
          • Stefan H.
          Nö, wir sind an der Ostsee.
          In conversation about a year ago permalink
      • Tobias (tobias@social.diekershoff.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 09:30:15 EDT Tobias Tobias
        • Berliner Luft
        • ˗ˏˋ wakest ˎˊ˗

        Hoppala, der Juni ging schnell vorüber - Übermorgen ist ja schon wieder Juli; und der erste Montag. Das heißt es ergibt sich wieder die Gelegenheit die Menschen hinter den Profilbildern in der c-base zu treffen. Los geht es wie immer um 19 Uhr.

        Die @c-base e.V. findet ihr in der Rungestraße 20 unweit vom U+S Bahnhof Jannowitzbrücke.


        Rungestraße 20, Berlin

        #Berlin #Feditreff #Fediverse !Berliner Luft

        Sadly at the same time @wakest ⁂ is hosting the second meetup of the Berlin Federated Exploration Circle social.wake.st/@liaizon/112683… we should try not to overlap these meetups 🥲

        In conversation about a year ago from social.diekershoff.de permalink
        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:08:56 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
          Heute ging es quer durch den Wald. Der Weg wurde immer übler - und dann lag ein Baumstamm quer.
          pirati.ca/photo/13717825216680…
          In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
          • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:09:27 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
            Heute ging es quer durch den Wald. Der Weg wurde immer übler - und dann lag ein Baumstamm quer.
            pirati.ca/photo/13717825216680…
            In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
            • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:10:00 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
              Heute ging es quer durch den Wald. Der Weg wurde immer übler - und dann lag ein Baumstamm quer.
              pirati.ca/photo/13717825216680…
              In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
              • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:10:33 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                Heute ging es quer durch den Wald. Der Weg wurde immer übler - und dann lag ein Baumstamm quer.
                pirati.ca/photo/13717825216680…
                In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 11:11:07 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                  Heute ging es quer durch den Wald. Der Weg wurde immer übler - und dann lag ein Baumstamm quer.
                  pirati.ca/photo/13717825216680…
                  In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                  • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 05:55:04 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                    How do I find out during which years the Philips Space Cube 40 microwave oven was manufactured?

                    #LazyWeb

                    In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
                    • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 06:02:17 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                      I'm no good at drawing hands.


                      But then neither is AI.

                      In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
                      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 22:19:57 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                        "boba cabernet sauvignon"
                        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 05:11:57 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          • Thomas
                          @Thomas In my mind, anyone who responds positively to this idea is a monster, whether it's white or rosé. 😅
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 23:44:13 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                        Lonely Island: "I'm On A Boat" feat T-Pain (explicit)

                        farside.link/invidious/watch?v…

                        youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOU…

                        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 02:10:35 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          in reply to

                          I'm on a boat!

                          libranet.de/photos/clacke/imag…

                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 04:32:11 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          • Jamey Sharp
                          @Jamey Sharp Thanks! It's a great day!
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 04:39:25 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          in reply to

                          The people I go on these boats with are the best people.

                          I'm a bit tired, as kid and I had movie night until late, and then I got up early for the boat. When I was just in a corner checking my phone a bit, and withdrawing a bit just to rest my brain, several people:

                          1) asked if I was ok
                          2) went about their business right away when I assured them that I was feeling well and was just resting

                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 07:24:25 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                        I had an error on a nightly build. A test failed because a method had been passed an invalid hostname.

                        The fixture used `faker.word()`, which is of course not guaranteed to be a valid hostname. But most of the time it is, because this error never triggered before in five years.

                        I ran 10 million faker.word() and fed them to the validator. All valid!

                        I started running a billion loops but then realized that's silly and wasteful. Run the loop with `faker.unique.word()` instead and exhaust the pool. *facepalm*

                        It quickly came to a point where it failed to find a unique word.

                        The pool only has 971 words, and they all coincidentally pass as hostnames. So now I have no idea what failed the test.

                        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
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                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 20:38:17 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          @Kermode Not in DNS
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 20:40:03 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          @Kermode This was a regex like first character needs to be a-z, then optionally a -, then at least one a-z0-9.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 20:54:08 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          @Kermode It's encoded down to a subset of ASCII, and if you don't use any characters outside the basic range, the minimum is still 1 character.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 07:01:16 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                        So, Platz für die erste Etappe ist gesichert.
                        pirati.ca/photo/3426197824667e…
                        In conversation about a year ago from pirati.ca permalink
                        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 07:14:56 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                          @virgil tipps leider nicht. Die Ostsee ruft.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                        • Michael Vogel (heluecht@pirati.ca)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 10:16:11 EDT Michael Vogel Michael Vogel
                          • Benedikt Bauer
                          Zur Ostsee.
                          In conversation about a year ago permalink
                      • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 28-Jun-2024 01:27:31 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛

                        How is ContraPoints unique? When will Natalie ever Go Big? Why not hire editors and crew? How is erotica like comedy? What is "Default Heteronormative Sadomasochism"? What do men Really Want? Is QAnon relevant?

                        Lots of good stuff crammed into one and a half hours when @Adam Conover interviews ContraPoints / Natalie Wynn:

                        Adam Conover: "How Contrapoints Reinvented Philosophy for YouTube with Natalie Wynn - 267"

                        farside.link/invidious/watch?v…

                        youtube.com/watch?v=K5gI2Ricyw…

                        In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
                        • clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 23:23:55 EDT clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 clacke: inhibited exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
                          John Oliver is so popular in Europe, that when he mentions Badhoevedorp in passing in an alliteration joke, a town of 15 k people, no less than two of those people show up in the comments to express their joy.
                          In conversation about a year ago from libranet.de permalink
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