What reminded me of all of this was a link to a thread on a motorcycle forum, in which the OP, in an attempt to make their engine run more smoothly, dumped two bottles of an octane booster into their fuel tank (which wouldn't fix that problem, and would've been nearly 10 times the appropriate dose anyway).
...except it wasn't octane booster. It was an energy drink (which had the same brand name as the octane booster).
The "entire internet" proceeded to pile onto this guy.