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Notices by Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe), page 11

  1. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2019 21:01:34 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • A.

    @qyliss This would fix the number one issue I have with Nixos: The fact that it doesn't actually enforce the separation that it's built on.

    In conversation Monday, 19-Aug-2019 21:01:34 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  2. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Friday, 05-Jul-2019 00:11:23 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    in reply to
    • Nate Cull

    @natecull It might be becasue of this series of videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KSahAoOLdU&list=PL-_93BVApb59FWrLZfdlisi_x7-Ut_-w7

    In conversation Friday, 05-Jul-2019 00:11:23 EDT from functional.cafe permalink

    Attachments

    1. Apollo AGC Part 1: Restoring the computer that put man on the Moon
      By CuriousMarc from YouTube
  3. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2019 03:13:56 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson

    @tedu Wow. If this isn't proof that the current architectures are a mess, I don't know what could be.

    In conversation Friday, 21-Jun-2019 03:13:56 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  4. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2019 00:11:17 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Wayne Radinsky

    @waynerad This is plain R code though, and doesn't seem to depend on any other libraries. The code itself seems to be mostly performing some computation on cartesian combinations of the datapoints.

    In conversation Friday, 21-Jun-2019 00:11:17 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  5. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 22:34:06 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Drew DeVault

    @sir No, and 178.

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 22:34:06 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  6. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 22:27:54 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Drew DeVault
    • kragen

    @sir @kragen Did you at least take a picture of it?

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 22:27:54 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  7. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 22:27:30 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson

    Some people are proud to be able to create such hacks. I have to admit, if I knew how to do it I'd be proud too. But I'd be proud in a similar way as a participant in the obfuscated C code contest can feel proud.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/LispMemes/comments/c2ye6s/bbut_template_metaprogramming_is_almost_as/

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 22:27:30 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  8. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 09:05:45 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • ColinTheMathmo
    • otini

    @ColinTheMathmo
    If I want to scrape web sites, I use closure-html which is a Common Lisp API that parses HTML and returns an XML DOM object representing the content.

    I'm sure three must be something similar in the language you use
    @otini

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 09:05:45 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  9. Thomas (tfb@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 02:39:06 EDT Thomas Thomas

    hg: bundle

    git: bundle

    hg: unbundle

    git: uh, clone

    me: what the litteral fuck, it's like this thing was designed by the same people that made the disaster of a terminal GUI for compiling your kernel modules that all old-time Linux users had to suffer.

    me: oh, right

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 02:39:06 EDT from functional.cafe permalink Repeated by loke
  10. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 06:45:01 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Alexander Bochmann

    @galaxis Interesting. In Swedish we have the word "härd" which is an older word referring to an open fire cooking area. I think German has an expression “Heim und Herd”, in which Herd is used in a similar way.

    The Swedish words for "stove" is "spis" which could be related to German: "Speisen".

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 06:45:01 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  11. ดิจิทัลวี 🇹🇭🖥☕️ (veer66@mstdn.io)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 02:35:10 EDT ดิจิทัลวี 🇹🇭🖥☕️ ดิจิทัลวี 🇹🇭🖥☕️

    My friends asked me whether they should use Rust. And I said ”don’t”. 😹

    I don’t think it is necessary for web programmers who work on transforming SQL to JSON and JSON to SQL, with their complex business rules, without handling interprocess/thread communications, without need to avoid GC latency, without other data structures beside list and map.

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 02:35:10 EDT from mstdn.io permalink Repeated by loke
  12. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 00:34:51 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Accio Math!

    @acciomath I'm currently waiting for delivery of the Latitude 7400 that my office is providing me.

    Until now, I've been using a Latitude E7470 (which, despite the higher number is an older model) which I have been very happy with.

    As long as you're not going to play graphics-heavy games, these are very good machines.

    The 7400 comes in two versions, the normal one and the two-in-one version. The latter can be folded into a tablet (but has less CPU power)

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 00:34:51 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  13. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 00:24:52 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Accio Math!

    @acciomath These are standard specs for most business laptops. Pretty much every vendor has something that fulfils these requirements. For example, Dell has the Latitude series.

    In conversation Thursday, 20-Jun-2019 00:24:52 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  14. Lucille.EXE :girlpower: (backwardsflow@vulpine.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 22:58:09 EDT Lucille.EXE :girlpower: Lucille.EXE :girlpower:

    for real though, i want more peggle games

    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 22:58:09 EDT from vulpine.club permalink Repeated by loke
  15. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 22:26:57 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • polymerwitch :blobraccoon:

    @polymerwitch I'm pretty sure that they won't last. I simply don't see how this thing can be economically viable.

    So even capitalism is working against this idea.

    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 22:26:57 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  16. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 22:20:30 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • rinpatch

    @rin Does Mastodon require that? That does sound like a lot.

    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 22:20:30 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  17. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 06:41:22 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Quad 🌸

    @quad You can just create a second empty file and then use cat oldfile newfile > combined

    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 06:41:22 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  18. Official Pleroma Developer (olivia@ms-olive.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 05:39:01 EDT Official Pleroma Developer Official Pleroma Developer
    every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it badly
    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 05:39:01 EDT from ms-olive.club permalink Repeated by loke
  19. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 05:31:58 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Mike, First of His Name

    @mike I didn't see anything is the discussion about the FB thing that made me think that what they are doing could not be equally well implemented using a Postgres instance.

    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 05:31:58 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
  20. Elias Mårtenson (loke@functional.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 04:21:54 EDT Elias Mårtenson Elias Mårtenson
    • Die Dosis macht das Gift 🍵💀

    @Nervengift So the cloud is something that is used to transfer information between the different edge nodes?

    Sounds amazing, they should come up with a word for that. How about calling it network?

    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Jun-2019 04:21:54 EDT from functional.cafe permalink
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