Notices by elomatreb :blobpats: (elomatreb@glitch.social), page 7

@djsundog The attempt to construct a signed Merkle tree constitutes a clearly heinous crime against biology

@djsundog Your honor, we found installed on the accuseds computer the illegal software "GIT"

@djsundog The latest once (that Uber thing) included attempts to explain to the court what SVN is, and the grand question if doing a full-repository checkout is suspicious

GPL and GPL-like licenses were a mistake because now every hobby programmer is a hobby lawyer too and spends their days writing lawyer fanfiction in github issues

This is my mech, UNTITLED MECH 1

@djsundog <@plato@cave.social> Man it's boring in here

In a situation experts describe as "very online", I was just woken up by a mastodon notification bloop

@er1n The thing with the "it was all so simple back in the day" take is that it only really works if you speak English, there is a generation of German speakers who just learned to never type Ä and substitute Ae (oe and ue for the others respectively) in computers, because that's the way it was (not directly shaping but it already breaks the 1-byte-per-character assumption)

@djsundog @chosafine We were posting our pods from balloons high up in the blogosphere

Benjamin Franklin invented bitcoin when he famously flew his kite, what they don't tell you is that he got really annoyed at electricity for hurting his hand and conceived a brilliant master plan to waste as much as possible of it on useless work

@er1n ZynSubAddZynFxSubHelpImStuckInASynthesizerFactoryFX

@djsundog https://github.com/janlelis/uniscribe is seriously awesome for things like this :3

If your "alternative internet" is built on wanky bitcoin tech it probably sucks

First mastodon instance on a .gov subdomain when

You are a good person

~~~ ambient emotional support ~~~